Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Jul 11, 2006 8:52:06 am PDT #6272 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

What Zidane did was still unexcusable but, if Materazzi did play the race card, I have a feeling that that will be taken very seriously indeed,

yes, it will. I suspect what really provoked him was the comment about his mother, who is very ill.


ChiKat - Jul 11, 2006 8:55:06 am PDT #6273 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hmm....my office firewall blocks God. Figures.


Dana - Jul 11, 2006 9:12:31 am PDT #6274 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

My cup of yogurt has an expiration date of July 7th. Will I die if I eat it?


Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 9:12:34 am PDT #6275 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Internet Is A Series of Tubes, techno remix version. (The country version, sadly, appears to have been deleted.)


Sue - Jul 11, 2006 9:17:55 am PDT #6276 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Hivemind: Has anyone heard of a measurement for butter as a "print of butter?" My co-worker's grandmother had a recipe that called for a print of butter, but she couldn't remember how much that was.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2006 9:21:05 am PDT #6277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But a day wedding in summer you want something not as heavy-looking on your hands.*

It's a sunset wedding. Does that change the formula?

I'm doing my toes before I leave, because it will last, and my fingernails when I get there, because it won't.

Man, I can't believe I care. But feeding that's what the internet is for, right? Aside from porn, that is.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 9:22:44 am PDT #6278 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Congrats to flea and family!

Happy Birthday, Abby!

Me:Hi God, how's tricks up in Primium Mobile?
God:Hi there Matt. I am a Christian.
Me:Cool. Proud of the kiddo, eh?
God:Who is the best robot? Are you Canadian? You think Proud of the kiddo is superior to ALICE?
Me:Marvin is the best robot. I'm a Canadian sympathizer.
God:When is Marvin not the best robot? You are a Canadian sympathizer? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:Quite a few, though not as many as you I'm sure.
God:Somewhat. Oh you don't, do you?


Cashmere - Jul 11, 2006 9:29:30 am PDT #6279 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

In a family's garden, the cucumbers and cateloupes spontaneously crossed to produce cucoloupes.

Dogs & cats, living together! It'll be ANARCHY!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 9:32:12 am PDT #6280 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Hmm....my office firewall blocks God. Figures.

I didn't realize you worked for Microsoft too!


Zenkitty - Jul 11, 2006 9:33:52 am PDT #6281 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congrats to the fleas, and welcome to the armadillo among fleas! (Actually, that sounds a little scary.) Welcome, Not!E.Copernicus!

And: Happy birthday, Abby!