Hmm....my office firewall blocks God. Figures.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Jul 11, 2006 8:55:06 am PDT #6273 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Dana - Jul 11, 2006 9:12:31 am PDT #6274 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My cup of yogurt has an expiration date of July 7th. Will I die if I eat it?
Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 9:12:34 am PDT #6275 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Internet Is A Series of Tubes, techno remix version. (The country version, sadly, appears to have been deleted.)
Sue - Jul 11, 2006 9:17:55 am PDT #6276 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Hivemind: Has anyone heard of a measurement for butter as a "print of butter?" My co-worker's grandmother had a recipe that called for a print of butter, but she couldn't remember how much that was.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2006 9:21:05 am PDT #6277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But a day wedding in summer you want something not as heavy-looking on your hands.*
It's a sunset wedding. Does that change the formula?
I'm doing my toes before I leave, because it will last, and my fingernails when I get there, because it won't.
Man, I can't believe I care. But feeding that's what the internet is for, right? Aside from porn, that is.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 9:22:44 am PDT #6278 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Congrats to flea and family!
Happy Birthday, Abby!
Me:Hi God, how's tricks up in Primium Mobile?
God:Hi there Matt. I am a Christian.
Me:Cool. Proud of the kiddo, eh?
God:Who is the best robot? Are you Canadian? You think Proud of the kiddo is superior to ALICE?
Me:Marvin is the best robot. I'm a Canadian sympathizer.
God:When is Marvin not the best robot? You are a Canadian sympathizer? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:Quite a few, though not as many as you I'm sure.
God:Somewhat. Oh you don't, do you?
Cashmere - Jul 11, 2006 9:29:30 am PDT #6279 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
In a family's garden, the cucumbers and cateloupes spontaneously crossed to produce cucoloupes.
Dogs & cats, living together! It'll be ANARCHY!!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 9:32:12 am PDT #6280 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hmm....my office firewall blocks God. Figures.
I didn't realize you worked for Microsoft too!
Zenkitty - Jul 11, 2006 9:33:52 am PDT #6281 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Congrats to the fleas, and welcome to the armadillo among fleas! (Actually, that sounds a little scary.) Welcome, Not!E.Copernicus!
And: Happy birthday, Abby!
brenda m - Jul 11, 2006 9:34:31 am PDT #6282 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dana, no. IME you've got a least a couple of weeks, if not longer, before there's any reason to hesitate.