The Internet Is A Series of Tubes, techno remix version. (The country version, sadly, appears to have been deleted.)
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 9:12:34 am PDT #6275 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sue - Jul 11, 2006 9:17:55 am PDT #6276 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Hivemind: Has anyone heard of a measurement for butter as a "print of butter?" My co-worker's grandmother had a recipe that called for a print of butter, but she couldn't remember how much that was.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2006 9:21:05 am PDT #6277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But a day wedding in summer you want something not as heavy-looking on your hands.*
It's a sunset wedding. Does that change the formula?
I'm doing my toes before I leave, because it will last, and my fingernails when I get there, because it won't.
Man, I can't believe I care. But feeding that's what the internet is for, right? Aside from porn, that is.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 9:22:44 am PDT #6278 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Congrats to flea and family!
Happy Birthday, Abby!
Me:Hi God, how's tricks up in Primium Mobile?
God:Hi there Matt. I am a Christian.
Me:Cool. Proud of the kiddo, eh?
God:Who is the best robot? Are you Canadian? You think Proud of the kiddo is superior to ALICE?
Me:Marvin is the best robot. I'm a Canadian sympathizer.
God:When is Marvin not the best robot? You are a Canadian sympathizer? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:Quite a few, though not as many as you I'm sure.
God:Somewhat. Oh you don't, do you?
Cashmere - Jul 11, 2006 9:29:30 am PDT #6279 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
In a family's garden, the cucumbers and cateloupes spontaneously crossed to produce cucoloupes.
Dogs & cats, living together! It'll be ANARCHY!!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 9:32:12 am PDT #6280 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hmm....my office firewall blocks God. Figures.
I didn't realize you worked for Microsoft too!
Zenkitty - Jul 11, 2006 9:33:52 am PDT #6281 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Congrats to the fleas, and welcome to the armadillo among fleas! (Actually, that sounds a little scary.) Welcome, Not!E.Copernicus!
And: Happy birthday, Abby!
brenda m - Jul 11, 2006 9:34:31 am PDT #6282 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dana, no. IME you've got a least a couple of weeks, if not longer, before there's any reason to hesitate.
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 9:35:14 am PDT #6283 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm filling out my timesheet. I forgot what days I had Dr. appointments and am unable to figure it out from my work computer. However, I can figure it out from Natter....
Trudy Booth - Jul 11, 2006 9:37:03 am PDT #6284 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It appears that the good folks who predicted the detonation of the UN are off by a couple of days -- but at least they copped to it [link]