Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 6:04:35 am PDT #6226 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cobras in the Cockpit

...is a game based on a fictional movie where YOU play the SNAKES! Your objective: throw the plane into chaos! You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos. But other snakes will try to stop you, so watch out!


Hayden - Jul 11, 2006 6:08:13 am PDT #6227 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The God thing makes me think of Wonder Showzen. Anyone else watching that?

Mainly here to say: congrats to flea and the flea fams!


-t - Jul 11, 2006 6:11:32 am PDT #6228 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Baby of flea! Welcome!


Strix - Jul 11, 2006 6:30:42 am PDT #6229 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

FleaBoy! Congrats to the Flea famille.

Me: So how do I get over my depression?

God: Alright then. First tell me why you want it.

Me: So I won't be depressed!

God: Next question? What will you do instead?

Me: Um...be happy?

God: Oh. OK I will try to be happy.

Me: Not you -- you're God. I mean, that's got to be a bummer sometimes, but what about ME?

God: If not me, who? You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Me: OH, dear....Let's try an easier one. Can you help me with my parking tickets?

God: Alright then. OK I will try it. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Me: I appreciate it.

God: I am glad you appreciate those qualities.


amych - Jul 11, 2006 6:35:19 am PDT #6230 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I find myself wondering whether the tiny armadillo man is Not!Edward, Not!Copernicus, or (Not!EdwardNot!Copernicus).


juliana - Jul 11, 2006 6:45:50 am PDT #6231 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Baby flea!! Welcome!! Yay


Abby - Jul 11, 2006 6:52:01 am PDT #6232 of 10002

Oh, and the reason I originally poked my head in here - according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Abby's birthday, whom I hadn't seen posting in forever, and I hope the well-wishes find their way to her, somehow.

Nilly is the bestest. But you all know that.

Also, congrats to flea, Mr. flea, and aunt Nutty. Excellent day to be born, little dude!


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2006 6:54:56 am PDT #6233 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, Abby! Happy birthday to you too.


sumi - Jul 11, 2006 6:56:10 am PDT #6234 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Abby!


Cashmere - Jul 11, 2006 6:56:55 am PDT #6235 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, Abby!