(in case my teasing was unclear in any way on that point)
I knew you were teasing. I was just teasing back.
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Rick - Jul 07, 2006 7:44:05 am PDT #5769 of 10002
msbelle - Jul 07, 2006 7:44:42 am PDT #5770 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita is pretty and funny and smart and cuddly.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 7:52:31 am PDT #5771 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I don't think we have a defense for cordless saw. I should ask.
Also, would it cover two instead of one? And what if the wielder had John-Woo-hero-level ambidex skills?
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 7:55:54 am PDT #5772 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
would it cover two instead of one?
I'm gonna go out on a limb (har), and say that the defense would be in the family of defenses against stick (with similar caveats to the ones used when adapting stick defense for sword or cutlass). However, if there are two weapons, it makes it more important to get to the dead side (defend on the outside of the arm, and not the inside. So it would be a hybrid with the defense against knife, slashing.
In people hate, I also dislike ones who don't read their emails and defend their ignorance not just of their content but of their existence with a "Oh! I'm behind!"
Hayden - Jul 07, 2006 7:55:56 am PDT #5773 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Humph. I'll have you know that my fake British accents (of which I have several) are just fine, thankyouverymuch.
Oh sure. But your terrible one was profoundly terrible, worse than Xander's. That takes skill.
However, the decorations sound amazing. We need to book the dreamfolks who did them for the next F2F. And an Old West hotel would be fantastic. All the corsetry would look just perfect, and maybe in addition to the theremin and bellydancing performances we could tap one of the LAistas to hit a prop shop and bring us a bunch of breakaway sugar bottles for a nice old-fashioned bar fight.
Excellent! I think it was Marfa because of the lights.
Corwood wants Prom in the Gem. Well, that would be...a little different from what we usually do. But not as much as you might think.
Only if I get to be Dan Dority.
Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:00:37 am PDT #5774 of 10002
Does running away screaming like a girl count as a defense? Because I'm fairly sure I'd pick that one.
Allyson - Jul 07, 2006 8:01:23 am PDT #5775 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I had a dream that ita took me to Krav and the instructor kept telling me I was too fat. And then ita put me in some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone.
lisah - Jul 07, 2006 8:01:43 am PDT #5776 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Only if I get to be Dan Dority.
He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:25 am PDT #5777 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does running away screaming like a girl count as a defense?
No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.
some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone
Obviously, since it's called soloflex, that was the proper thing to do.
Hayden - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:32 am PDT #5778 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.
That he is. I'm much less violent, though. And my hair is shorter.