I had a dream that ita took me to Krav and the instructor kept telling me I was too fat. And then ita put me in some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone.
This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 07, 2006 8:01:23 am PDT #5775 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
lisah - Jul 07, 2006 8:01:43 am PDT #5776 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Only if I get to be Dan Dority.
He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:25 am PDT #5777 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does running away screaming like a girl count as a defense?
No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.
some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone
Obviously, since it's called soloflex, that was the proper thing to do.
Hayden - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:32 am PDT #5778 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.
That he is. I'm much less violent, though. And my hair is shorter.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:01 am PDT #5779 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I think that's what every guy wants, bunk. I'm happy to have a new show, but it's a bit early now, even for me, to hear the line "Wash your mouth. You have six kinds of cock-breath. TMI, Trixie, babe
Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:08 am PDT #5780 of 10002
No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.
Ah, crap. They better be freaking grateful. Name a pet after me or something.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:24 am PDT #5781 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh sure. But your terrible one was profoundly terrible, worse than Xander's. That takes skill.
Worse than Dick Van Dyke's, though?
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:09:01 am PDT #5782 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They better be freaking grateful. Name a pet after me or something.
Use enough panache, and you could get an entire town.
Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:16:54 am PDT #5783 of 10002
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:19:40 am PDT #5784 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I already have one.
Nice. No moon, but nice.
Dude! Do you see how I stayed right on topic? I rock.