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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'

Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.

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Hayden - Jul 07, 2006 7:55:56 am PDT #5773 of 10002

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Humph. I'll have you know that my fake British accents (of which I have several) are just fine, thankyouverymuch.

Oh sure. But your terrible one was profoundly terrible, worse than Xander's. That takes skill.

However, the decorations sound amazing. We need to book the dreamfolks who did them for the next F2F. And an Old West hotel would be fantastic. All the corsetry would look just perfect, and maybe in addition to the theremin and bellydancing performances we could tap one of the LAistas to hit a prop shop and bring us a bunch of breakaway sugar bottles for a nice old-fashioned bar fight.

Excellent! I think it was Marfa because of the lights.

Corwood wants Prom in the Gem. Well, that would be...a little different from what we usually do. But not as much as you might think.

Only if I get to be Dan Dority.

Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:00:37 am PDT #5774 of 10002

Does running away screaming like a girl count as a defense? Because I'm fairly sure I'd pick that one.

Allyson - Jul 07, 2006 8:01:23 am PDT #5775 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I had a dream that ita took me to Krav and the instructor kept telling me I was too fat. And then ita put me in some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone.

lisah - Jul 07, 2006 8:01:43 am PDT #5776 of 10002

Punishingly Intricate

Only if I get to be Dan Dority.

He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.

§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:25 am PDT #5777 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does running away screaming like a girl count as a defense?

No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.

some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone

Obviously, since it's called soloflex, that was the proper thing to do.

Hayden - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:32 am PDT #5778 of 10002

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.

That he is. I'm much less violent, though. And my hair is shorter.

erikaj - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:01 am PDT #5779 of 10002

Always Anti-fascist!

I think that's what every guy wants, bunk. I'm happy to have a new show, but it's a bit early now, even for me, to hear the line "Wash your mouth. You have six kinds of cock-breath. TMI, Trixie, babe

Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:08 am PDT #5780 of 10002

No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.

Ah, crap. They better be freaking grateful. Name a pet after me or something.

Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:24 am PDT #5781 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh sure. But your terrible one was profoundly terrible, worse than Xander's. That takes skill.

Worse than Dick Van Dyke's, though?

§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:09:01 am PDT #5782 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They better be freaking grateful. Name a pet after me or something.

Use enough panache, and you could get an entire town.

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