Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:25 am PDT #5777 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does running away screaming like a girl count as a defense?

No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.

some sort of weird soloflex contraption and left me all alone

Obviously, since it's called soloflex, that was the proper thing to do.


Hayden - Jul 07, 2006 8:03:32 am PDT #5778 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

He's sensitive! Like you were in your dream.

That he is. I'm much less violent, though. And my hair is shorter.


erikaj - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:01 am PDT #5779 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I think that's what every guy wants, bunk. I'm happy to have a new show, but it's a bit early now, even for me, to hear the line "Wash your mouth. You have six kinds of cock-breath. TMI, Trixie, babe


Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:08 am PDT #5780 of 10002

No. In this instance, you have to save the lives of others.

Ah, crap. They better be freaking grateful. Name a pet after me or something.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 8:07:24 am PDT #5781 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh sure. But your terrible one was profoundly terrible, worse than Xander's. That takes skill.

Worse than Dick Van Dyke's, though?


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:09:01 am PDT #5782 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They better be freaking grateful. Name a pet after me or something.

Use enough panache, and you could get an entire town.


Jars - Jul 07, 2006 8:16:54 am PDT #5783 of 10002

you could get an entire town.

I already have one.

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§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 8:19:40 am PDT #5784 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I already have one.

Nice. No moon, but nice.

Dude! Do you see how I stayed right on topic? I rock.


Ginger - Jul 07, 2006 8:34:30 am PDT #5785 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Bet you good money that'll be a story line on L&O next season.

They've already had murder by cordless saw on L&O:CI.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 8:37:32 am PDT #5786 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

They've already had murder by cordless saw on L&O:CI.

Heh. That's probably where the guy got the idea.