Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jun 09, 2006 9:17:33 pm PDT #1541 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

so, need to get off the phone? maybe the kids ar fighting, or the cat is hungry, or your carriage has just arrived, or there are cows running by...

[link]


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 9:31:15 pm PDT #1542 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For the record, I came home promptly at 9 to check and see if JZ needed picking up and found out that Charlotte's a big fat fucking flake.

Note: I do love Charlotte, but I'm impatient with flakiness. Everybody that's a flake, I want you all to sit and contemplate all the aggravation you cause for the non-flaky, appointment keeping people of the world. Cut it out!

And I'll take no guff about leaving the phone at home, as the plan was to collect Jacqueline at 10:00. No guff!


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 9:34:22 pm PDT #1543 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Struggles to not point who flaked the last time we had plans

fails

Neener


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 9:41:16 pm PDT #1544 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Neener

::goes back to check guff order. Verifies::

I'll have none of it!


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 9:44:39 pm PDT #1545 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Or at the very least, you won't show up for it.


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 9:48:04 pm PDT #1546 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or at the very least, you won't show up for it.

You're a feisty little critter, but all the guff you're serving...

::points at the trashcan::

No wonder you're always fighting with ita and msbelle and picking on Nilly when she's not around.


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 9:56:47 pm PDT #1547 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I DO NOT PICK ON NILLY.


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 9:58:03 pm PDT #1548 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I DO NOT PICK ON NILLY.

The all-caps speak volumes, don't they? Here's a little anger management brochure that might interest you when you're not snickering behind your hand and mocking Fay's accent and whispering "Not. Adorable." every time Pete speaks.


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 9:59:07 pm PDT #1549 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I HAVE NEVER MOCKED FAY'S ACCENT


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 10:02:39 pm PDT #1550 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I HAVE NEVER MOCKED FAY'S ACCENT

True. Not so that it's been caught on tape. It's only a matter of time. I do, however, have a series of photographs where you're making "Ewww!" faces over pictures of Buffista babies. I thought the thumbs down was gratuitous, but you were smoking crack that night and doing jager-shots.