...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 9:48:04 pm PDT #1546 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or at the very least, you won't show up for it.

You're a feisty little critter, but all the guff you're serving...

::points at the trashcan::

No wonder you're always fighting with ita and msbelle and picking on Nilly when she's not around.


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 9:56:47 pm PDT #1547 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I DO NOT PICK ON NILLY.


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 9:58:03 pm PDT #1548 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I DO NOT PICK ON NILLY.

The all-caps speak volumes, don't they? Here's a little anger management brochure that might interest you when you're not snickering behind your hand and mocking Fay's accent and whispering "Not. Adorable." every time Pete speaks.


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 9:59:07 pm PDT #1549 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I HAVE NEVER MOCKED FAY'S ACCENT


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 10:02:39 pm PDT #1550 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I HAVE NEVER MOCKED FAY'S ACCENT

True. Not so that it's been caught on tape. It's only a matter of time. I do, however, have a series of photographs where you're making "Ewww!" faces over pictures of Buffista babies. I thought the thumbs down was gratuitous, but you were smoking crack that night and doing jager-shots.


Lee - Jun 09, 2006 10:19:50 pm PDT #1551 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I DO NOT DO JAGER SHOTS.


DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 10:33:31 pm PDT #1552 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I DO NOT DO JAGER SHOTS.

Not while you're dipping Ozzie's ass in clay and baking it with a blowdryer and using him as a paperweight. No. You never do jager shots when you're claymating your cat. That is true. I apologize for the implication. No jager while doing cat pottery.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2006 1:53:11 am PDT #1553 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

so, need to get off the phone? maybe the kids ar fighting, or the cat is hungry, or your carriage has just arrived, or there are cows running by...

Hee. I played the "kitty wants to be fed" one - now my cat thinks there's a cat inside the laptop....


msbelle - Jun 10, 2006 2:09:08 am PDT #1554 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I do believe that David is a troublemaker and a liar. Not to say that Perkins does not pick on me and ita, because THAT she surely does.


Theodosia - Jun 10, 2006 3:42:44 am PDT #1555 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heh, I was just playing the animal noises from YouGottaGo for Chumley, and he was looking around for the other kitties, dogs, cows, et cetera.