I DO NOT DO JAGER SHOTS.
She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jun 09, 2006 10:19:50 pm PDT #1551 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
DavidS - Jun 09, 2006 10:33:31 pm PDT #1552 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I DO NOT DO JAGER SHOTS.
Not while you're dipping Ozzie's ass in clay and baking it with a blowdryer and using him as a paperweight. No. You never do jager shots when you're claymating your cat. That is true. I apologize for the implication. No jager while doing cat pottery.
tommyrot - Jun 10, 2006 1:53:11 am PDT #1553 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
so, need to get off the phone? maybe the kids ar fighting, or the cat is hungry, or your carriage has just arrived, or there are cows running by...
Hee. I played the "kitty wants to be fed" one - now my cat thinks there's a cat inside the laptop....
msbelle - Jun 10, 2006 2:09:08 am PDT #1554 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I do believe that David is a troublemaker and a liar. Not to say that Perkins does not pick on me and ita, because THAT she surely does.
Theodosia - Jun 10, 2006 3:42:44 am PDT #1555 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Heh, I was just playing the animal noises from YouGottaGo for Chumley, and he was looking around for the other kitties, dogs, cows, et cetera.
Lee - Jun 10, 2006 3:47:04 am PDT #1556 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Not while you're dipping Ozzie's ass in clay and baking it with a blowdryer and using him as a paperweight. No. You never do jager shots when you're claymating your cat. That is true. I apologize for the implication. No jager while doing cat pottery.
Now that's just a weird thing to make up about someone, isn't it?
do believe that David is a troublemaker and a liar. Not to say that Perkins does not pick on me and ita, because THAT she surely does.
a) Yay
b) Only in self defense
Lee - Jun 10, 2006 5:29:42 am PDT #1557 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Actually, in about 5 minutes I have to load Ozzie into a crate and take him to the vet to see what's been making him so mean lately.
The Claymation is beginning to sound more fun.
Jesse - Jun 10, 2006 5:39:32 am PDT #1558 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Um, Perkins? Did you sleep last night? Oh, PS: I wore the awesome shoes I got from you yesterday, and they continue to be awesome.
I am totally sitting on my ass ALL DAY TODAY. OK, except for doing some housecleaning, which is fairly dire at this point, and grocery shopping, which really needs doing.
Theodosia - Jun 10, 2006 5:41:31 am PDT #1559 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Perkins, make sure they look at Ozzie's teeth -- 'cavities' can make cats hurty and cross, for sure.
Sue - Jun 10, 2006 5:50:14 am PDT #1560 of 10002
hip deep in pie
I went to the farmer's market and got eggs from my favourite place, butter from the Mennonites and really good pain au chocolat, so I'm declaring it the best day ever, even though I've since been caught in two downpours.