For the record, I came home promptly at 9 to check and see if JZ needed picking up and found out that Charlotte's a big fat fucking flake.
Note: I do love Charlotte, but I'm impatient with flakiness. Everybody that's a flake, I want you all to sit and contemplate all the aggravation you cause for the non-flaky, appointment keeping people of the world. Cut it out!
And I'll take no guff about leaving the phone at home, as the plan was to collect Jacqueline at 10:00. No guff!
Struggles to not point who flaked the last time we had plans
fails
Neener
Neener
::goes back to check guff order. Verifies::
I'll have none of it!
Or at the very least, you won't show up for it.
Or at the very least, you won't show up for it.
You're a feisty little critter, but all the guff you're serving...
::points at the trashcan::
No wonder you're always fighting with ita and msbelle and picking on Nilly when she's not around.
I DO NOT PICK ON NILLY.
The all-caps speak volumes, don't they? Here's a little anger management brochure that might interest you when you're not snickering behind your hand and mocking Fay's accent and whispering "Not. Adorable." every time Pete speaks.
I HAVE NEVER MOCKED FAY'S ACCENT
I HAVE NEVER MOCKED FAY'S ACCENT
True. Not so that it's been caught on tape. It's only a matter of time. I do, however, have a series of photographs where you're making "Ewww!" faces over pictures of Buffista babies. I thought the thumbs down was gratuitous, but you were smoking crack that night and doing jager-shots.