Customer service: Is your desktop on the screen of your laptop?
Customer: Yes.
Customer service: Okay, go ahead and close all windows.
Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 11:30:28 am PDT #1243 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
JZ - Jun 08, 2006 11:31:17 am PDT #1244 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
You do have lovely thick hair, Perkins. If I may be permitted to be bossy as all hell, though (I know, usually Hec's job, but he doesn't seem to be around just this moment), you should either keep some kind of bangs/fringe/something shortish front and center or work on styles that sweep your hair back, 'cause you have very pretty eyes that deserve to be nicely framed and attention-drawing, not obscured by a mass of hair.
Nutty - Jun 08, 2006 11:32:00 am PDT #1245 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I have a great recipe for sweet potato salad. Sweet potatoes, honey-mustard made from scratch, some celery for crunch -- excellent.
Not potato salad that is sweet, nor mayonnaise ever coming in contact with a sweet potato.
OMG, how is it Thursday!! It was Monday just a minute ago.
bon bon - Jun 08, 2006 11:32:47 am PDT #1246 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.
Hate it when you can tell they're fake submissions.
Hil R. - Jun 08, 2006 11:33:38 am PDT #1247 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
OK, now I'm craving potato salad. (My grandmother's recipe -- potatoes, onions, and romaine, with a dressing made with oil, vinegar, mustard, a little bit of mayo, and some herbs which I can't remember right now, though parsely and dill seem right.)
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 08, 2006 11:34:03 am PDT #1248 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Customer service: Okay, go ahead and close all windows.
Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.
So in addition to not understanding the most basic computer teminology, this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
shrift - Jun 08, 2006 11:36:42 am PDT #1249 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I really need to go to the grocery store. Except for the part where I don't want to fight for a parking spot on the street when I'm done.
Argh.
Kathy A - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:01 am PDT #1250 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I don't like sweet potatoes.
Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:25 am PDT #1251 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
Or in a submarine. Or in a Zeppelin especially constructed for people with fear of heights.
-t - Jun 08, 2006 11:40:28 am PDT #1252 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My favorite potato salad is what my family calls Vinegret: boiled potatoes, canned beets, sliced black olives, carrots and an oil and vinegar dressing. I don't think it would work with sweet potatoes, though it might be worth trying minus the olives.