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Nutty - Jun 08, 2006 11:32:00 am PDT #1245 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have a great recipe for sweet potato salad. Sweet potatoes, honey-mustard made from scratch, some celery for crunch -- excellent.

Not potato salad that is sweet, nor mayonnaise ever coming in contact with a sweet potato.

OMG, how is it Thursday!! It was Monday just a minute ago.

bon bon - Jun 08, 2006 11:32:47 am PDT #1246 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.

Hate it when you can tell they're fake submissions.

Hil R. - Jun 08, 2006 11:33:38 am PDT #1247 of 10002

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, now I'm craving potato salad. (My grandmother's recipe -- potatoes, onions, and romaine, with a dressing made with oil, vinegar, mustard, a little bit of mayo, and some herbs which I can't remember right now, though parsely and dill seem right.)

Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 08, 2006 11:34:03 am PDT #1248 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Customer service: Okay, go ahead and close all windows.

Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.

So in addition to not understanding the most basic computer teminology, this person apparently lives in a basement lair?

shrift - Jun 08, 2006 11:36:42 am PDT #1249 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I really need to go to the grocery store. Except for the part where I don't want to fight for a parking spot on the street when I'm done.

Argh.

Kathy A - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:01 am PDT #1250 of 10002

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I don't like sweet potatoes.

Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?

tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:25 am PDT #1251 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

this person apparently lives in a basement lair?

Or in a submarine. Or in a Zeppelin especially constructed for people with fear of heights.

-t - Jun 08, 2006 11:40:28 am PDT #1252 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My favorite potato salad is what my family calls Vinegret: boiled potatoes, canned beets, sliced black olives, carrots and an oil and vinegar dressing. I don't think it would work with sweet potatoes, though it might be worth trying minus the olives.

ChiKat - Jun 08, 2006 11:48:30 am PDT #1253 of 10002

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?

Yes and I am a big slacker. Sorry, will respond soon.

Vortex - Jun 08, 2006 11:50:21 am PDT #1254 of 10002

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

this person apparently lives in a basement lair?

that would have been much more believeable if the OFFICE didn't have any windows.

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