Customer service: Okay, go ahead and close all windows.
Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.
So in addition to not understanding the most basic computer teminology, this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 08, 2006 11:34:03 am PDT #1248 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
shrift - Jun 08, 2006 11:36:42 am PDT #1249 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I really need to go to the grocery store. Except for the part where I don't want to fight for a parking spot on the street when I'm done.
Argh.
Kathy A - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:01 am PDT #1250 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I don't like sweet potatoes.
Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:25 am PDT #1251 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
Or in a submarine. Or in a Zeppelin especially constructed for people with fear of heights.
-t - Jun 08, 2006 11:40:28 am PDT #1252 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My favorite potato salad is what my family calls Vinegret: boiled potatoes, canned beets, sliced black olives, carrots and an oil and vinegar dressing. I don't think it would work with sweet potatoes, though it might be worth trying minus the olives.
ChiKat - Jun 08, 2006 11:48:30 am PDT #1253 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?
Yes and I am a big slacker. Sorry, will respond soon.
Vortex - Jun 08, 2006 11:50:21 am PDT #1254 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
that would have been much more believeable if the OFFICE didn't have any windows.
Theodosia - Jun 08, 2006 11:52:04 am PDT #1255 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Perhaps it was actually Misheard in the Office ?
DavidS - Jun 08, 2006 11:54:35 am PDT #1256 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Another haircut option for Shrift
Also, Shrift should dress like this. A lot.
Due to Hec's influence, I printed out an early Chrissie Hynde photo to go with the one I linked to a couple of days ago. Between them, my stylist should be able to come up with a fab 'do. I'm excited!
Sadly, I couldn't get an appointment until next Friday, and now that I decided to cut my hair, I'm all GET IT OFFA ME and have lost interest in it in its present state.
Righteous! You and Burrell need to have a Chrissie Hynde glare-off afterwards.
bon bon - Jun 08, 2006 11:57:24 am PDT #1257 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Perhaps it was actually Misheard in the Office ?
Reporting both sides of the conversation is why I don't think the customer service call Overheards are always real.