Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.
Hate it when you can tell they're fake submissions.
As Willow goes, so goes my nation.
Oz ,'Selfless'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jun 08, 2006 11:32:47 am PDT #1246 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Hil R. - Jun 08, 2006 11:33:38 am PDT #1247 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
OK, now I'm craving potato salad. (My grandmother's recipe -- potatoes, onions, and romaine, with a dressing made with oil, vinegar, mustard, a little bit of mayo, and some herbs which I can't remember right now, though parsely and dill seem right.)
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 08, 2006 11:34:03 am PDT #1248 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Customer service: Okay, go ahead and close all windows.
Customer: My apartment does not have any windows.
So in addition to not understanding the most basic computer teminology, this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
shrift - Jun 08, 2006 11:36:42 am PDT #1249 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I really need to go to the grocery store. Except for the part where I don't want to fight for a parking spot on the street when I'm done.
Argh.
Kathy A - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:01 am PDT #1250 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I don't like sweet potatoes.
Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 11:38:25 am PDT #1251 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
Or in a submarine. Or in a Zeppelin especially constructed for people with fear of heights.
-t - Jun 08, 2006 11:40:28 am PDT #1252 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My favorite potato salad is what my family calls Vinegret: boiled potatoes, canned beets, sliced black olives, carrots and an oil and vinegar dressing. I don't think it would work with sweet potatoes, though it might be worth trying minus the olives.
ChiKat - Jun 08, 2006 11:48:30 am PDT #1253 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, ChiKat, if you're still around, did ya get my e-mail from this morning?
Yes and I am a big slacker. Sorry, will respond soon.
Vortex - Jun 08, 2006 11:50:21 am PDT #1254 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
this person apparently lives in a basement lair?
that would have been much more believeable if the OFFICE didn't have any windows.
Theodosia - Jun 08, 2006 11:52:04 am PDT #1255 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Perhaps it was actually Misheard in the Office ?