Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Juliebird - Jan 04, 2007 2:34:05 pm PST #2888 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Allyson, [link]

edited to not be so vague and creepy mysterious


Monique - Jan 04, 2007 2:36:10 pm PST #2889 of 10001

They don’t know you like we do.

Mebbe you could write them a note for me? "Dear cable company and Fox affiliate: Stop being buttheads. Monique has sites she'll need to update."

My dad and my brother are both getting satellite, though, in response. There's an offer on the table to funnel copies of 24 and TV's hit Drive to me in exchange for Dirt and Meerkat Manor.

Yeah, surprised me, too.

I met a woman who was having monoamniotic twins.

I initially read this as monochromatic twins. Apparently, I only pay attention to what I read for work, when I'm copy editing.

Monique, you forgot to add the Hot Wheels. Finger puppets and hot wheels.

I was actually trying to figure out how to accurately represent the driving in TV's hit Drive! Excellent solution!


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 2:44:49 pm PST #2890 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Aw. I'll write a set report for you.

And now I wanna make a hotwheel set of all the cars!


JenP - Jan 04, 2007 2:45:41 pm PST #2891 of 10001

I don't know when I'll catch up in Natter, so...

Happy Birthday, ita! I think what I would wish for you is obvious, so please consider it wished.

Also, congratulations Kat and lori!


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 2:49:25 pm PST #2892 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh hey! They have a Chevy Impala!

I just have to paint it.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 2:55:56 pm PST #2893 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh hey! They have a Chevy Impala!

We had a '65 Impala all during my growing up days. That thing lasted forever, and indeed, that is the car we drove cross country in. (The back seat footwells were perfectly sized for a little kid to sleep in. I loved it being curled up like a gerbil down there with a pillow and a blanket, warm from the engine, and listening to the murmur of my parents voices up front.)

It didn't look like that Hot Wheel though.

It did have a horn that played the "See the U-S-A / In Your Chevrolet..." theme though. (It had been a showroom demo car.)


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 2:58:38 pm PST #2894 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And a Lincoln Navigator!

Ima have a hella time finding a Ford Taurus, though.


Narrator - Jan 04, 2007 3:16:00 pm PST #2895 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Mebbe you could write them a note for me? "Dear cable company and Fox affiliate: Stop being buttheads. Monique has sites she'll need to update."

A note won't do it. Fox affiliates and cable companies have like blackbelts in being buttheads. We're gonna need 12 sticks of dynamite, 3 graham crackers, some chocolate and marshmellows.


Monique - Jan 04, 2007 3:19:55 pm PST #2896 of 10001

La Revolution comes complete with Smores?


Narrator - Jan 04, 2007 3:22:11 pm PST #2897 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Absolutely. I suggest a road trip but mine always seem to end up with me in Milan, Ohio. I don't think Thomas Edison's house can take it.