Oh hey! They have a Chevy Impala!
I just have to paint it.
Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.
Wash ,'Serenity'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 2:49:25 pm PST #2892 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 2:55:56 pm PST #2893 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh hey! They have a Chevy Impala!
We had a '65 Impala all during my growing up days. That thing lasted forever, and indeed, that is the car we drove cross country in. (The back seat footwells were perfectly sized for a little kid to sleep in. I loved it being curled up like a gerbil down there with a pillow and a blanket, warm from the engine, and listening to the murmur of my parents voices up front.)
It didn't look like that Hot Wheel though.
It did have a horn that played the "See the U-S-A / In Your Chevrolet..." theme though. (It had been a showroom demo car.)
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 2:58:38 pm PST #2894 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Narrator - Jan 04, 2007 3:16:00 pm PST #2895 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Mebbe you could write them a note for me? "Dear cable company and Fox affiliate: Stop being buttheads. Monique has sites she'll need to update."
A note won't do it. Fox affiliates and cable companies have like blackbelts in being buttheads. We're gonna need 12 sticks of dynamite, 3 graham crackers, some chocolate and marshmellows.
Monique - Jan 04, 2007 3:19:55 pm PST #2896 of 10001
La Revolution comes complete with Smores?
Narrator - Jan 04, 2007 3:22:11 pm PST #2897 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Absolutely. I suggest a road trip but mine always seem to end up with me in Milan, Ohio. I don't think Thomas Edison's house can take it.
Monique - Jan 04, 2007 3:26:29 pm PST #2898 of 10001
Would we be required to road trip in a Ford Taurus, Chevy Impala or Lincoln Navigator? Maybe with a sign on the side promoting TV's hit Drive?
Kristen - Jan 04, 2007 3:31:43 pm PST #2899 of 10001
I don't think we have a Lincoln Navigator. We have a Land Rover, no?
Narrator - Jan 04, 2007 3:34:31 pm PST #2900 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Do Land Rovers road trip? I always thought of them on safari or on some English estate.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 3:35:54 pm PST #2901 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think I have version 3,269,875 of the pilot script here. This is the version where they all race into a town populated by zombies infected with a rage virus or something.