'Why We Fight'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Mebbe you could write them a note for me? "Dear cable company and Fox affiliate: Stop being buttheads. Monique has sites she'll need to update."
A note won't do it. Fox affiliates and cable companies have like blackbelts in being buttheads. We're gonna need 12 sticks of dynamite, 3 graham crackers, some chocolate and marshmellows.
La Revolution comes complete with Smores?
Absolutely. I suggest a road trip but mine always seem to end up with me in Milan, Ohio. I don't think Thomas Edison's house can take it.
Would we be required to road trip in a Ford Taurus, Chevy Impala or Lincoln Navigator? Maybe with a sign on the side promoting TV's hit Drive?
I don't think we have a Lincoln Navigator. We have a Land Rover, no?
Do Land Rovers road trip? I always thought of them on safari or on some English estate.
I think I have version 3,269,875 of the pilot script here. This is the version where they all race into a town populated by zombies infected with a rage virus or something.
I just checked and, in the most recent draft, it's a Land Rover.
And because it needed to be in its own post...
Happy Birthday ita!
Hrm. I may need to renew talks about that sponsorship if I have to get a Land Rover for this road trip.
I was quite the adorable baby, even if I was obscenely long, at 24 inches in an Asian hospital. Does that count?