(But I'm'a say right up front that I plan to wish you happies again on the 27th, because I'm just That Way.)
As long as it's okay with Jess and her in-laws, I'm good with that.
Yay! Pretty cake!
Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - May 30, 2006 11:03:05 am PDT #6775 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:03:40 am PDT #6776 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Happy" birthday to you
Happy "birthday" to you
Happy birthday, "dear" JZ
Happy birthday to "you"
Jen - May 30, 2006 11:11:52 am PDT #6777 of 10002
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
IUDs are quite unlikely to be expelled spontaneously by a woman's uterus, but for some reason women who've never had children are more likely to do the expelling. I honestly don't know why that is from a physiologic standpoint.
AmyLiz, is it possible that your mom meant to say that they'd stripped her membranes and not actually broken her bag of water? Membranes are stripped sometimes a few days before the due date, as a very preliminary way of getting things started, but it's not the same thing as breaking the bag of water and people are often sent home from the clinic afterwards.
Even though she's not due until June 2, they may be trying to encourage labor for a number of reasons, such as levels of amniotic fluid that are tending towards the low side, the size of the baby, hypertension on your sister's part, or a whole host of other things.
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:13:39 am PDT #6778 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Hey, guys, how's it goiAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! Membrane strippage.
Outta heah.
amych - May 30, 2006 11:14:37 am PDT #6779 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Membrane strippage.
It's like a magic "No Boys Allowed" sign.
Calli - May 30, 2006 11:14:50 am PDT #6780 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Happy Birthday, JZ!
I mean, frankly, I'd rather get my tubes tied.
If you're seriously, absolutely sure about never having kids, you might want to look into Essure. I've been looking into it for myself, but since I've been NGA for so long, it hasn't been urgent. I believe it's a process where they go up through the vagina and uterus to the fallopian tubes, and put plugs in them. Scar tissue grows around the plugs, and the fallopian tubes end up completely blocked. No cutting, no extra hormones, and no babies. Planned Parenthood has a page on their site about this. [link]
Amy - May 30, 2006 11:15:57 am PDT #6781 of 10002
Because books.
AmyLiz, is it possible that your mom meant to say that they'd stripped her membranes and not actually broken her bag of water?
Ah! I will ask. Bad Mom, if so.
Hey, guys, how's it goiAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Someone make sure his head didn't explode.
Ginger - May 30, 2006 11:22:10 am PDT #6782 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Membrane strippage
See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
Aims - May 30, 2006 11:22:15 am PDT #6783 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ya know - for someone who watched his wife go through the nastiness of labor and subsequent Cesarean, I'm suprised at his lack of dealing.
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:23:36 am PDT #6784 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
No, it's this kind of talk that makes birth control no longer necessary.
"No, honey. Thanks. I'm fine, really. *shudder* strippage."