See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
No, it's this kind of talk that makes birth control no longer necessary.
"No, honey. Thanks. I'm fine, really. *shudder* strippage."
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:23:36 am PDT #6784 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:27:17 am PDT #6785 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Ya know - for someone who watched his wife go through the nastiness of labor and subsequent Cesarean, I'm suprised at his lack of dealing.
For both the labor and the C-section I was up by your head, patting your hair and not able to see the ick and the guts.
It's just the words, you know? Membrane...STRIPPAGE.
Yeesh.
Jessica - May 30, 2006 11:28:20 am PDT #6786 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's just the words, you know? Membrane...STRIPPAGE
Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.
erikaj - May 30, 2006 11:29:35 am PDT #6787 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.
P.M. Marc - May 30, 2006 11:32:14 am PDT #6788 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.
Well, as a parent, I've redefined gross.
I'll let Jen explain and the non-parents decide for themselves.
erikaj - May 30, 2006 11:33:49 am PDT #6789 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I was just being funny, Plei. But a lot of things are better than they sound.
Trudy Booth - May 30, 2006 11:33:51 am PDT #6790 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Anyone else impressed how we've seen to it that MM will never go to a tittie bar again?
t bows low before Empress to accept that whole sword-shoulder-tap-thing
Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:34:00 am PDT #6791 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Well, as a parent, I've redefined gross.
Does it now mean "sexy"?
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:36:26 am PDT #6792 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.
See, that? Is sound advice.
Happy place.
P.M. Marc - May 30, 2006 11:36:43 am PDT #6793 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I was just being funny, Plei. But a lot of things are better than they sound.
See... I didn't have to undergo it, but it sounds SO UNCOMFORTABLE OMG once you know what it was and if you know what an internal feels like at that stage.
ZOMG.
::shudder::