See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
No, it's this kind of talk that makes birth control no longer necessary.
"No, honey. Thanks. I'm fine, really. *shudder* strippage."
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See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
No, it's this kind of talk that makes birth control no longer necessary.
"No, honey. Thanks. I'm fine, really. *shudder* strippage."
Ya know - for someone who watched his wife go through the nastiness of labor and subsequent Cesarean, I'm suprised at his lack of dealing.
For both the labor and the C-section I was up by your head, patting your hair and not able to see the ick and the guts.
It's just the words, you know? Membrane...STRIPPAGE.
Yeesh.
It's just the words, you know? Membrane...STRIPPAGE
Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.
It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.
It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.
Well, as a parent, I've redefined gross.
I'll let Jen explain and the non-parents decide for themselves.
I was just being funny, Plei. But a lot of things are better than they sound.
Anyone else impressed how we've seen to it that MM will never go to a tittie bar again?
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Well, as a parent, I've redefined gross.
Does it now mean "sexy"?
Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.
See, that? Is sound advice.
Happy place.
I was just being funny, Plei. But a lot of things are better than they sound.
See... I didn't have to undergo it, but it sounds SO UNCOMFORTABLE OMG once you know what it was and if you know what an internal feels like at that stage.
ZOMG.
::shudder::