Hey, guys, how's it goiAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! Membrane strippage.
Outta heah.
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:13:39 am PDT #6778 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
amych - May 30, 2006 11:14:37 am PDT #6779 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Membrane strippage.
It's like a magic "No Boys Allowed" sign.
Calli - May 30, 2006 11:14:50 am PDT #6780 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Happy Birthday, JZ!
I mean, frankly, I'd rather get my tubes tied.
If you're seriously, absolutely sure about never having kids, you might want to look into Essure. I've been looking into it for myself, but since I've been NGA for so long, it hasn't been urgent. I believe it's a process where they go up through the vagina and uterus to the fallopian tubes, and put plugs in them. Scar tissue grows around the plugs, and the fallopian tubes end up completely blocked. No cutting, no extra hormones, and no babies. Planned Parenthood has a page on their site about this. [link]
Amy - May 30, 2006 11:15:57 am PDT #6781 of 10002
Because books.
AmyLiz, is it possible that your mom meant to say that they'd stripped her membranes and not actually broken her bag of water?
Ah! I will ask. Bad Mom, if so.
Hey, guys, how's it goiAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Someone make sure his head didn't explode.
Ginger - May 30, 2006 11:22:10 am PDT #6782 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Membrane strippage
See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
Aims - May 30, 2006 11:22:15 am PDT #6783 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ya know - for someone who watched his wife go through the nastiness of labor and subsequent Cesarean, I'm suprised at his lack of dealing.
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:23:36 am PDT #6784 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
See, it's think kind of talk that makes people want birth control.
No, it's this kind of talk that makes birth control no longer necessary.
"No, honey. Thanks. I'm fine, really. *shudder* strippage."
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:27:17 am PDT #6785 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Ya know - for someone who watched his wife go through the nastiness of labor and subsequent Cesarean, I'm suprised at his lack of dealing.
For both the labor and the C-section I was up by your head, patting your hair and not able to see the ick and the guts.
It's just the words, you know? Membrane...STRIPPAGE.
Yeesh.
Jessica - May 30, 2006 11:28:20 am PDT #6786 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's just the words, you know? Membrane...STRIPPAGE
Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.
erikaj - May 30, 2006 11:29:35 am PDT #6787 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.