He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 30, 2006 10:51:45 am PDT #6767 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What happened to the 90 day reminder, dammit?

I'm trying to be less of an albatross as I age.

(Albatross! Albatross!

What flavor is it?

It's a bloody sea-bird; it's not ANY flavor!)


Jessica - May 30, 2006 10:53:14 am PDT #6768 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have NINE June birthdays marked on my calendar, and half of those are family or in-laws. For the sake of my remembering any of them, I must insist that at least two of you move your birthdays to a less crowded month.

t waits...


sj - May 30, 2006 10:56:08 am PDT #6769 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, I think I beat you on the birthday mention this year and mine is after yours.

I have unpacked another box and (mostly) dispursed it's contents to their proper homes! Opening a box of mine is like opening a box where five different people just randomly threw their stuff in. Too much stuff and too many different interests. Antique lace, pez dispensers, journals(I really hope I have finally unpacked them all), and random other stuff in this one.


JZ - May 30, 2006 10:56:21 am PDT #6770 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

t is accommodating

Fine. My birthday is now TODAY, thus freeing up June 27 for your in-laws. Cake, please!


Aims - May 30, 2006 10:56:29 am PDT #6771 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Found a new OB/GYN and am making an appointment post-haste.


amych - May 30, 2006 10:57:54 am PDT #6772 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happies, JZ!!

(But I'm'a say right up front that I plan to wish you happies again on the 27th, because I'm just That Way.)


Jessica - May 30, 2006 10:58:36 am PDT #6773 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Happy modified birthday, JZ!

(Er, ignore the number on that one...)


Amy - May 30, 2006 10:59:26 am PDT #6774 of 10002
Because books.

Oooh, pretty cake!

Happy New! Birthday, JZ!


JZ - May 30, 2006 11:03:05 am PDT #6775 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

(But I'm'a say right up front that I plan to wish you happies again on the 27th, because I'm just That Way.)

As long as it's okay with Jess and her in-laws, I'm good with that.

Yay! Pretty cake!


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:03:40 am PDT #6776 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"Happy" birthday to you
Happy "birthday" to you
Happy birthday, "dear" JZ
Happy birthday to "you"