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Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - May 26, 2006 5:07:41 pm PDT #6273 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Just thinking about my family makes me exhausted. There's a bar at the dude ranch. I plan to take a book and stay there I think. If this flight gets in too late I'm going to have to stay in Reno tonight since it's a bit of a drive out to Quincy from Reno and I don't want to wreck the rental car.


§ ita § - May 26, 2006 5:12:33 pm PDT #6274 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Brenda. That sounds intriguing.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 26, 2006 5:18:44 pm PDT #6275 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Sooper Seekrit Message to ND:

GOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOME

Ah-hem.


Jessica - May 26, 2006 5:29:04 pm PDT #6276 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I agree with the adorably secret message, ND.

And yes, Hec gives great massages.


NoiseDesign - May 26, 2006 5:35:51 pm PDT #6277 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.


SuziQ - May 26, 2006 5:36:39 pm PDT #6278 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I can be all virtuous

choke


NoiseDesign - May 26, 2006 5:39:32 pm PDT #6279 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

The airport police just went by with a drug inspection dog. Is it wrong that I was hopeful the dog would wrongly target my bag?


Nicole - May 26, 2006 5:49:43 pm PDT #6280 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Is it wrong that I was hopeful the dog would wrongly target my bag?

Yes. Dumbass.

You should've been hopeful that it sniffed out something that wouldn't cause you even more hassles.

Duh.


NoiseDesign - May 26, 2006 5:53:03 pm PDT #6281 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.


Trudy Booth - May 26, 2006 5:54:03 pm PDT #6282 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.

Maybe you could just TELL your family that is what you did and then get out of it and NOT be virtuous and choke Suzi to death.