Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I can be all virtuous
choke
The airport police just went by with a drug inspection dog. Is it wrong that I was hopeful the dog would wrongly target my bag?
Is it wrong that I was hopeful the dog would wrongly target my bag?
Yes. Dumbass.
You should've been hopeful that it sniffed out something that wouldn't cause you even more hassles.
Duh.
If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.
Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.
Maybe you could just TELL your family that is what you did and then get out of it and NOT be virtuous and choke Suzi to death.
If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.
I probably shouldn't tease when you're already bummed out. Sometimes I forget to curb that personality default. And since I know you won't lie or back out on your responsibilities no matter how much you'd like to, I'll just hope that your flight begins boarding soon so you can get to that Dude Ranch and get it over with.
::pats Suz on the back and hands her a glass of water::
Too late for virtue. I'm on the plane. All this and it's a turbo prop.
Whoa. I'm good.
And yes, Hec gives great massages.
I had my hands on a lot of women last weekend.
Mostly their shoulders though.
It's funny, when I think about it I can remember who had deep-seated stress and plank-back, and who just had a few knots, and who was just reveling in the rubdown.