If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.
Maybe you could just TELL your family that is what you did and then get out of it and NOT be virtuous and choke Suzi to death.
If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.
I probably shouldn't tease when you're already bummed out. Sometimes I forget to curb that personality default. And since I know you won't lie or back out on your responsibilities no matter how much you'd like to, I'll just hope that your flight begins boarding soon so you can get to that Dude Ranch and get it over with.
::pats Suz on the back and hands her a glass of water::
Too late for virtue. I'm on the plane. All this and it's a turbo prop.
Whoa. I'm good.
And yes, Hec gives great massages.
I had my hands on a lot of women last weekend.
Mostly their shoulders though.
It's funny, when I think about it I can remember who had deep-seated stress and plank-back, and who just had a few knots, and who was just reveling in the rubdown.
A lot of very appreciative women. Bless.
Another five minutes and I would've asked you to cut my hair.
who was just reveling in the rubdown
I wish. Regardless - you have magic hands, dear Hec.
Trudy - it is THE LIST for you.
Thanks for the water Nicole, I left the groovy tea at work. Must buy more.
I left the groovy tea at work. Must buy more.
Yes! Support the Madagascar Vanilla Red Rooibos tea!
Sitting home sick has allowed me ample time to go on a friending spree on LJ. Mostly names I easily recognized or that were mentioned here on b.org. (I don't yap over there anywhere near as much as I used to and that's a good thing. Believe me.)
You know us by back? That's both touching and a little weird, Hecubus.