Sooper Seekrit Message to ND:
GOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOME
Ah-hem.
Spike ,'Potential'
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Sooper Seekrit Message to ND:
GOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOME
Ah-hem.
I agree with the adorably secret message, ND.
And yes, Hec gives great massages.
Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.
I can be all virtuous
choke
The airport police just went by with a drug inspection dog. Is it wrong that I was hopeful the dog would wrongly target my bag?
Is it wrong that I was hopeful the dog would wrongly target my bag?
Yes. Dumbass.
You should've been hopeful that it sniffed out something that wouldn't cause you even more hassles.
Duh.
If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.
Maybe the flight will be overbooked and they will ask for volunteers to give up their seat and then I can be all virtuous and shit.
Maybe you could just TELL your family that is what you did and then get out of it and NOT be virtuous and choke Suzi to death.
If it kept me off the flight it would be worth the hassle.
I probably shouldn't tease when you're already bummed out. Sometimes I forget to curb that personality default. And since I know you won't lie or back out on your responsibilities no matter how much you'd like to, I'll just hope that your flight begins boarding soon so you can get to that Dude Ranch and get it over with.
::pats Suz on the back and hands her a glass of water::
Too late for virtue. I'm on the plane. All this and it's a turbo prop.