What is a flocked sponge?
A sponge only your friends can read.
Ok, I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings here, but I don't want y'all so close to my vajayjay that you can read my sponge.
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - May 10, 2006 11:03:56 am PDT #3758 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
askye - May 10, 2006 11:04:04 am PDT #3759 of 10002
Thrive to spite them
I really need to get fitted for bras again (and get new bras), the last time I tried to get fitted it didn't go well. Even though victoria's secret doesn't carry my size would they measure me for a bra?
§ ita § - May 10, 2006 11:07:41 am PDT #3760 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think they would, askye.
Do they have Nordstrom where you are? I got measured there, and not only did they give me a size, they told me which brand I was that size in. They use Wacoal as their standard fitting. So now I'm a Wacoal ho. I'm learning that their 32DD is a VS 34D, and an Elle McPherson 34D.
ChiKat - May 10, 2006 11:10:03 am PDT #3761 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Even though victoria's secret doesn't carry my size would they measure me for a bra?
Yes. But, as others have said, measurements don't always tell you the full story when it comes to bra size. I suggest going somewhere that will carry your size so that you can try things on and find the right one(s). Most department stores will have women who can do bra fittings. I was trained to do them when I worked at Lane Bryant, so you could try there, too.
sj - May 10, 2006 11:10:37 am PDT #3762 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I really need to get fitted for bras again (and get new bras), the last time I tried to get fitted it didn't go well. Even though victoria's secret doesn't carry my size would they measure me for a bra?
Play dumb about them not carrying your size and just ask for a fitting. They won't refuse you.
Trudy Booth - May 10, 2006 11:13:22 am PDT #3763 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Town Shop altered my bras.
To make them perfect.
For free.
How did I not go there years and years ago? I'm the most annoying of zealots -- a convert.
brenda m - May 10, 2006 11:16:22 am PDT #3764 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Even though victoria's secret doesn't carry my size would they measure me for a bra?
When I was "fitted" at VS they whipped a tape measure around my chest over my clothes and threw a size at me. I wouldn't bother.
brenda m - May 10, 2006 11:16:57 am PDT #3765 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Trudy, I so need to go there.
Burrell - May 10, 2006 11:19:27 am PDT #3766 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Even though victoria's secret doesn't carry my size would they measure me for a bra?
Yeah, although I wouldn't necessarily trust the answer.
Nah, its the bras.
You're sweet, but no, in this case, I think it's me. My busom is rather small, but I guess it's... I dunno... round? Significantly more women fit into the traditional cup measurements, hence it makes sense for bra makers to tailor their stock to most women's chests, not mine. I just need to try on and shop around.
sj - May 10, 2006 11:19:30 am PDT #3767 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
When I was "fitted" at VS they whipped a tape measure around my chest over my clothes and threw a size at me. I wouldn't bother.
This is also true. They don't train employees well, or really at all, based on my experience with them. One of the girls who was supposed to be a seller told a customer that we didn't carry garter belts. I questioned her about it later, and it turned out she didn't even know what a garter belt was.