I am paler than pale. I define "paleface." I am as pale as it's possible to be without wearing light blue makeup or using black market skin bleach.
This is me.
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
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sj - May 10, 2006 4:10:21 am PDT #3648 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Calli - May 10, 2006 4:16:15 am PDT #3649 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I am paler than pale. I define "paleface." I am as pale as it's possible to be without wearing light blue makeup or using black market skin bleach.
As am I. Except I don't do the freckle then tan thing. I just burn like gasoline-soaked tissue paper.
sj - May 10, 2006 4:22:45 am PDT #3650 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I just burn like gasoline-soaked tissue paper.
This is me too.
I hate hate hate Cingular Wireless. They're on the list.
Trader Joe's gnocchi are almost as good as my grandfather's homemade.
Ginger - May 10, 2006 4:42:40 am PDT #3651 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am also a very white person. I have two colors: white and pink. My arms will tan a little, but that's it. I do get some freckles, but they're not attractive freckles. I freckle around my mouth, which just makes me look like I need a napkin.
SuziQ - May 10, 2006 4:58:51 am PDT #3652 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I freckle around my mouth, which just makes me look like I need a napkin.
Yes, this. Me. Annoying.
brenda m - May 10, 2006 5:03:29 am PDT #3653 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I freckle along my hairline, but nowhere else. On occassion I can achieve a very pale tan. But that's partly due to the fact that I'm barely outside.
Nicole - May 10, 2006 5:03:56 am PDT #3654 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
I burn. Then, if by some miracle I don't peel, I tan. However, my "tan" is closer to pale than tan, really. Very subtle difference.
And THEN, my tan usually starts peeling off in about a week. And before I know it I'm back to blending in with snow, marshmallows, white walls and paper.
Jessica - May 10, 2006 5:05:08 am PDT #3655 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm pale to the point where even the palest shade of powder in most drugstore lines looks like bronzer on me. Physician's Formula makes a mineral pressed powder in "translucent" which works.
Topic!Cindy - May 10, 2006 5:12:19 am PDT #3656 of 10002
What is even happening?
Jessica, are you an olive pale, or a pinky pale? You always seem olive-y to me, in photos.
I'm the translucent pinky, burn freckle sort of pale. I was an incredibly healthy child who heard, "Are you feeling all right, you look so pale," probably twice a week, for the first two decades of my life. From people who knew me!
askye - May 10, 2006 5:16:40 am PDT #3657 of 10002
Thrive to spite them
I'm really pale but I have red splotchy cheeks which makes finding foundation difficult.
In middle school some girls teased me about being so pale, it was hard to deal with but inside I kept telling myself that when we were all old I'd look young and beautiful and they'd look old and leathery. I have no idea what they look like now, but some are probably fake tan addicts.