Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - May 10, 2006 5:16:40 am PDT #3657 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I'm really pale but I have red splotchy cheeks which makes finding foundation difficult.

In middle school some girls teased me about being so pale, it was hard to deal with but inside I kept telling myself that when we were all old I'd look young and beautiful and they'd look old and leathery. I have no idea what they look like now, but some are probably fake tan addicts.


JohnSweden - May 10, 2006 5:17:35 am PDT #3658 of 10002
I can't even.

Plei unleashed a monster in me. A girlie monster.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to interpret that as porn, thanks.

Pale Blue Nation, represent!

Oh, that's what I need, coffee. Please to make with the neuron flow.


brenda m - May 10, 2006 5:19:07 am PDT #3659 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Don't think I ever got teased over the pale, with the exception of (equally pale) former roommate's boyfriend, who used to call our apartment the House of Albino.


Calli - May 10, 2006 5:22:44 am PDT #3660 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Speaking of pale, my mom requested that I get a professional picture taken of myself for her Mother's Day gift. I have some pictures from the photo shoot uploaded to flickr if anyone's interested. [link]

I'm new to working with flickr, so if the link doesn't work, please let me know. Thanks.


JZ - May 10, 2006 5:29:45 am PDT #3661 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Lovely pictures, Calli! And I'm in love with your captions.


Jars - May 10, 2006 5:30:56 am PDT #3662 of 10002

It is getting more and more difficult in this world to buy non-padded bras. Argh.


beekaytee - May 10, 2006 5:31:15 am PDT #3663 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Pale Blue Nation, represent!

::does secret handshake involving a turned hand on the forehead in that Victorian fainty couch way::

I'm fond of saying that I have a Gothic palor...you know...the recently bled look.

I'm like that see-through anatomy doll. Wanna see my vascular system? Don't have to look too hard...


Jessica - May 10, 2006 5:31:53 am PDT #3664 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, are you an olive pale, or a pinky pale? You always seem olive-y to me, in photos.

I'm pink/blue -- practically transparent.


Amy - May 10, 2006 5:32:21 am PDT #3665 of 10002
Because books.

I'm like that see-through anatomy doll. Wanna see my vascular system? Don't have to look too hard...

This is me. The veins in my arms and hands are pretty scary.


Calli - May 10, 2006 5:42:20 am PDT #3666 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, JZ!

My veins can get pretty fierce looking, depending on what I've been doing lately. I don't have particularly high blood pressure or anything (kind of the reverse), but sometimes I can see certain points pulse.