Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - May 10, 2006 5:03:56 am PDT #3654 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

I burn. Then, if by some miracle I don't peel, I tan. However, my "tan" is closer to pale than tan, really. Very subtle difference.

And THEN, my tan usually starts peeling off in about a week. And before I know it I'm back to blending in with snow, marshmallows, white walls and paper.


Jessica - May 10, 2006 5:05:08 am PDT #3655 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm pale to the point where even the palest shade of powder in most drugstore lines looks like bronzer on me. Physician's Formula makes a mineral pressed powder in "translucent" which works.


Topic!Cindy - May 10, 2006 5:12:19 am PDT #3656 of 10002
What is even happening?

Jessica, are you an olive pale, or a pinky pale? You always seem olive-y to me, in photos.

I'm the translucent pinky, burn freckle sort of pale. I was an incredibly healthy child who heard, "Are you feeling all right, you look so pale," probably twice a week, for the first two decades of my life. From people who knew me!


askye - May 10, 2006 5:16:40 am PDT #3657 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I'm really pale but I have red splotchy cheeks which makes finding foundation difficult.

In middle school some girls teased me about being so pale, it was hard to deal with but inside I kept telling myself that when we were all old I'd look young and beautiful and they'd look old and leathery. I have no idea what they look like now, but some are probably fake tan addicts.


JohnSweden - May 10, 2006 5:17:35 am PDT #3658 of 10002
I can't even.

Plei unleashed a monster in me. A girlie monster.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to interpret that as porn, thanks.

Pale Blue Nation, represent!

Oh, that's what I need, coffee. Please to make with the neuron flow.


brenda m - May 10, 2006 5:19:07 am PDT #3659 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Don't think I ever got teased over the pale, with the exception of (equally pale) former roommate's boyfriend, who used to call our apartment the House of Albino.


Calli - May 10, 2006 5:22:44 am PDT #3660 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Speaking of pale, my mom requested that I get a professional picture taken of myself for her Mother's Day gift. I have some pictures from the photo shoot uploaded to flickr if anyone's interested. [link]

I'm new to working with flickr, so if the link doesn't work, please let me know. Thanks.


JZ - May 10, 2006 5:29:45 am PDT #3661 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Lovely pictures, Calli! And I'm in love with your captions.


Jars - May 10, 2006 5:30:56 am PDT #3662 of 10002

It is getting more and more difficult in this world to buy non-padded bras. Argh.


beekaytee - May 10, 2006 5:31:15 am PDT #3663 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Pale Blue Nation, represent!

::does secret handshake involving a turned hand on the forehead in that Victorian fainty couch way::

I'm fond of saying that I have a Gothic palor...you know...the recently bled look.

I'm like that see-through anatomy doll. Wanna see my vascular system? Don't have to look too hard...