Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I burn. Then, if by some miracle I don't peel, I tan. However, my "tan" is closer to pale than tan, really. Very subtle difference.
And THEN, my tan usually starts peeling off in about a week. And before I know it I'm back to blending in with snow, marshmallows, white walls and paper.
I'm pale to the point where even the palest shade of powder in most drugstore lines looks like bronzer on me. Physician's Formula makes a mineral pressed powder in "translucent" which works.
Jessica, are you an olive pale, or a pinky pale? You always seem olive-y to me, in photos.
I'm the translucent pinky, burn freckle sort of pale. I was an incredibly healthy child who heard, "Are you feeling all right, you look so pale," probably twice a week, for the first two decades of my life. From people who knew me!
I'm really pale but I have red splotchy cheeks which makes finding foundation difficult.
In middle school some girls teased me about being so pale, it was hard to deal with but inside I kept telling myself that when we were all old I'd look young and beautiful and they'd look old and leathery. I have no idea what they look like now, but some are probably fake tan addicts.
Plei unleashed a monster in me. A girlie monster.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to interpret that as porn, thanks.
Pale Blue Nation, represent!
Oh, that's what I need, coffee. Please to make with the neuron flow.
Don't think I ever got teased over the pale, with the exception of (equally pale) former roommate's boyfriend, who used to call our apartment the House of Albino.
Speaking of pale, my mom requested that I get a professional picture taken of myself for her Mother's Day gift. I have some pictures from the photo shoot uploaded to flickr if anyone's interested. [link]
I'm new to working with flickr, so if the link doesn't work, please let me know. Thanks.
Lovely pictures, Calli! And I'm in love with your captions.
It is getting more and more difficult in this world to buy non-padded bras. Argh.
Pale Blue Nation, represent!
::does secret handshake involving a turned hand on the forehead in that Victorian fainty couch way::
I'm fond of saying that I have a Gothic palor...you know...the recently bled look.
I'm like that see-through anatomy doll. Wanna see my vascular system? Don't have to look too hard...