how are you? I wanted to say hello and tell you how devastatingly heartachingly beautiful you are, and very interesting as well......feel free to call my cell 857 204 8108 so as to help me expedite the process of courting you..
FWIW, I think that's pretty damn funny too.
Me also thinks he wants to expedite his way into my pants. Which, well, not exactly my style.
Yeah, I'm led to believe there's a sizable population of guys on the online dating scene who are in it just fot he boompty boompty. So, just like regular dating then! Oh, incidentally, in D&D there's a 1st level wizard spell called "Expeditious Retreat". One woman I contacted explained that her first filter was that a guy had to provide some evidence that he'd actually read her profile to expect a response.
Were I single, I'd be intrigued by a night of Expeditious Courtship to a degree that Speed Dating has never really managed.
You know, I'm sure there are many guys who wish it were otherwise, but I have trouble hearing a woman say "Wow, that was quick!" as a reliable compliment.
Meanwhile, bugger. I've come down with a throat infection, and I'm off work. Which, annoying, because work has been piling up, but the real disappointment was I was planning a weekend with the Wallybee. Plans are now in disarray.
NYC street hotdogs are pathetic overpriced tiny little boiled things. Blech.
I'm strangely fond of dirty water dogs, but I have been told I have the palate of Dark Ages peasant.
vw, the "expedite" story cracked me up. I thought it was especially funny that he paired the words "expedite" and "courting". Hee.
Gris, if you're around, I just got your email. Backflung.
Me? I like Kosher hotdogs. The Hebrew National "We have to listen to an even higher authority" advertising slogan totally worked on me when I was a kid, and HN all beef dogs are the only ones I buy. I don't buy them often though, because I have heard urban legendy type rumors tying hot dogs to leukemia.
I want to find the dipshit that turned Kobe beef into a hot dog and smack them hard.
Well, the magic of the hotdog is that you can use more of the cow than with most other ways of presenting the animal. So it might have had no impact on how many glorious steaks, etc, each cow yields.
My cats have been eating the plastic grass in my daughter's easter basket. You know how I know? Because
my daughter just PULLED a 20 inch piece out of Tucker's bum to dangle in front of her umfriend's face!
Not enough ewww in the world.
t whitefonted for the squeamish
There will be no expediting of anything, besides much, much laughter.
But high marks for doing this well. And by high marks, I do mean fleeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Law students are the reason that coffee futures spike in late April/early May and mid-December.
I've been having WAY too much coffee lately. Just scheduled my specialty exam for early June, and getting totally stressed out about it.
I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
JZ! you improve my mood with maximum expeditiousness. Smoove JZ.
Hooray for Karl at the Prom!
I'm sure there are many guys who wish it were otherwise, but I have trouble hearing a woman say "Wow, that was quick!" as a reliable compliment.
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."
BWAH! I've been thinking of exactly that line ever since vw explained just what it was about the word
expedite
that made her giggle so.
