Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 4:39:47 pm PDT #1774 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."

BWAH! I've been thinking of exactly that line ever since vw explained just what it was about the word expedite that made her giggle so.


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 4:46:41 pm PDT #1775 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Best street dogs I ever had were in Vienna. I literally didn't eat an American hot dog of any kind for two years after I had them. It took that long for the memory to fade.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 4:49:11 pm PDT #1776 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I believe I've mentioned the very appropriately named Russian Crap Dogs. (The word "star" in cyrillic looks to english-attuned eyes just like "crap." And they were.)


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 5:13:35 pm PDT #1777 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Best street dogs I ever had were in Vienna.

So there's a reason they're called wieners.


Laura - Apr 27, 2006 5:48:41 pm PDT #1778 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Hey Brenda, Brendon is experiencing the expeditiousness of Chicago highways at the moment. He flew in this evening. Has business downtown tomorrow then flies home Saturday morning.

I'm most likely to eat Morningstar Farms dogs. Don't care about the dog so much as the toppings. Spicy mustard, sauerkraut, cheese. Yum.


Hil R. - Apr 27, 2006 5:58:45 pm PDT #1779 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The only veggie hot dogs that I really like are the Smart Dogs ones. I think it's that most of the others are made to taste like pork, and those are made to taste like beef, or something.


Laura - Apr 27, 2006 6:05:03 pm PDT #1780 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

The texture of the Smart Dogs isn't right to me. The taste is bland enough on any of them once I pour on the toppings.


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2006 6:14:06 pm PDT #1781 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sail, your whitefont illustrated the reason we gave up on the plastic grass in the Easter baskets looooong ago. And um....EEEEEWWWWWWWW.


Ginger - Apr 27, 2006 6:25:51 pm PDT #1782 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I had a cat who knocked over a Christmas tree and then apparently spent several hours eating tinsel. The litter box was very festive.


sj - Apr 27, 2006 6:31:42 pm PDT #1783 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Expedite! Hee!

After 3 hours of waiting for the cable guy and 3 hours of him trying to fix a weak signal I now have a phone, a DVR cable box, and my computer all working in the new apartment!