Oh, Pacey! You blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?

Spike ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Apr 27, 2006 3:49:32 pm PDT #1769 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

My cats have been eating the plastic grass in my daughter's easter basket. You know how I know? Because my daughter just PULLED a 20 inch piece out of Tucker's bum to dangle in front of her umfriend's face! Not enough ewww in the world.

t whitefonted for the squeamish


Cass - Apr 27, 2006 4:04:29 pm PDT #1770 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

There will be no expediting of anything, besides much, much laughter.
But high marks for doing this well. And by high marks, I do mean fleeeeeeeeeeeeee.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 4:07:18 pm PDT #1771 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

but I'll be sure and show up for Prom and to make faces at people. Also, to hug those who would like to be hugged.

Wheeeeeee! Karl!


Hil R. - Apr 27, 2006 4:10:57 pm PDT #1772 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Law students are the reason that coffee futures spike in late April/early May and mid-December.

I've been having WAY too much coffee lately. Just scheduled my specialty exam for early June, and getting totally stressed out about it.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 27, 2006 4:29:09 pm PDT #1773 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

JZ! you improve my mood with maximum expeditiousness. Smoove JZ.

Hooray for Karl at the Prom!

I'm sure there are many guys who wish it were otherwise, but I have trouble hearing a woman say "Wow, that was quick!" as a reliable compliment.

"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 4:39:47 pm PDT #1774 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."

BWAH! I've been thinking of exactly that line ever since vw explained just what it was about the word expedite that made her giggle so.


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 4:46:41 pm PDT #1775 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Best street dogs I ever had were in Vienna. I literally didn't eat an American hot dog of any kind for two years after I had them. It took that long for the memory to fade.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 4:49:11 pm PDT #1776 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I believe I've mentioned the very appropriately named Russian Crap Dogs. (The word "star" in cyrillic looks to english-attuned eyes just like "crap." And they were.)


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 5:13:35 pm PDT #1777 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Best street dogs I ever had were in Vienna.

So there's a reason they're called wieners.


Laura - Apr 27, 2006 5:48:41 pm PDT #1778 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Hey Brenda, Brendon is experiencing the expeditiousness of Chicago highways at the moment. He flew in this evening. Has business downtown tomorrow then flies home Saturday morning.

I'm most likely to eat Morningstar Farms dogs. Don't care about the dog so much as the toppings. Spicy mustard, sauerkraut, cheese. Yum.