My cats have been eating the plastic grass in my daughter's easter basket. You know how I know? Because
my daughter just PULLED a 20 inch piece out of Tucker's bum to dangle in front of her umfriend's face!
Not enough ewww in the world.
t whitefonted for the squeamish
There will be no expediting of anything, besides much, much laughter.
But high marks for doing this well. And by high marks, I do mean fleeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Law students are the reason that coffee futures spike in late April/early May and mid-December.
I've been having WAY too much coffee lately. Just scheduled my specialty exam for early June, and getting totally stressed out about it.
I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
JZ! you improve my mood with maximum expeditiousness. Smoove JZ.
Hooray for Karl at the Prom!
I'm sure there are many guys who wish it were otherwise, but I have trouble hearing a woman say "Wow, that was quick!" as a reliable compliment.
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."
BWAH! I've been thinking of exactly that line ever since vw explained just what it was about the word
expedite
that made her giggle so.
Best street dogs I ever had were in Vienna. I literally didn't eat an American hot dog of any kind for two years after I had them. It took that long for the memory to fade.
I believe I've mentioned the very appropriately named Russian Crap Dogs. (The word "star" in cyrillic looks to english-attuned eyes just like "crap." And they were.)
Best street dogs I ever had were in Vienna.
So there's a reason they're called wieners.
Hey Brenda, Brendon is experiencing the expeditiousness of Chicago highways at the moment. He flew in this evening. Has business downtown tomorrow then flies home Saturday morning.
I'm most likely to eat Morningstar Farms dogs. Don't care about the dog so much as the toppings. Spicy mustard, sauerkraut, cheese. Yum.