Yes, sir, I broke him good and proper. He may possibly be in usable condition by Monday, but honestly I think we're looking at a 4-day weekend here.
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Apr 27, 2006 2:18:50 pm PDT #1761 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 2:21:39 pm PDT #1762 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Maybe we should turn him off and turn him back on and see what happens. ;)
Cashmere - Apr 27, 2006 2:26:05 pm PDT #1763 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I was at a restaurant last night that offered an $18 Kobe beef hot dog on the appetizer menu.
I want to find the dipshit that turned Kobe beef into a hot dog and smack them hard.
I happen to enjoy a hotdog every once in a while--usually at a ball park, with a beer. DH likes to have chilli dog night at home every once in a blue moon so we do indulge--but it's all beef. We don't even buy bologna anymore unless I get a rare craving for grilled bologna sandwiches with mustard.
so as to help me expedite the process of courting you
Mmm...he also loses points for using the phrase "courting you".
Jessica - Apr 27, 2006 2:43:14 pm PDT #1764 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Best street hotdog I ever had was in Toronto. They're HUGE, and grilled over open flames until they're charred and wonderful. (And CHEAP, but a lot of that's the exchange rate.)
NYC street hotdogs are pathetic overpriced tiny little boiled things. Blech.
billytea - Apr 27, 2006 2:45:19 pm PDT #1765 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
how are you? I wanted to say hello and tell you how devastatingly heartachingly beautiful you are, and very interesting as well......feel free to call my cell 857 204 8108 so as to help me expedite the process of courting you..
FWIW, I think that's pretty damn funny too.
Me also thinks he wants to expedite his way into my pants. Which, well, not exactly my style.
Yeah, I'm led to believe there's a sizable population of guys on the online dating scene who are in it just fot he boompty boompty. So, just like regular dating then! Oh, incidentally, in D&D there's a 1st level wizard spell called "Expeditious Retreat". One woman I contacted explained that her first filter was that a guy had to provide some evidence that he'd actually read her profile to expect a response.
Were I single, I'd be intrigued by a night of Expeditious Courtship to a degree that Speed Dating has never really managed.
You know, I'm sure there are many guys who wish it were otherwise, but I have trouble hearing a woman say "Wow, that was quick!" as a reliable compliment.
Meanwhile, bugger. I've come down with a throat infection, and I'm off work. Which, annoying, because work has been piling up, but the real disappointment was I was planning a weekend with the Wallybee. Plans are now in disarray.
Amy - Apr 27, 2006 2:49:43 pm PDT #1766 of 10002
Because books.
NYC street hotdogs are pathetic overpriced tiny little boiled things. Blech.
I'm strangely fond of dirty water dogs, but I have been told I have the palate of Dark Ages peasant.
vw, the "expedite" story cracked me up. I thought it was especially funny that he paired the words "expedite" and "courting". Hee.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2006 2:54:13 pm PDT #1767 of 10002
What is even happening?
Gris, if you're around, I just got your email. Backflung.
Me? I like Kosher hotdogs. The Hebrew National "We have to listen to an even higher authority" advertising slogan totally worked on me when I was a kid, and HN all beef dogs are the only ones I buy. I don't buy them often though, because I have heard urban legendy type rumors tying hot dogs to leukemia.
§ ita § - Apr 27, 2006 3:13:52 pm PDT #1768 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want to find the dipshit that turned Kobe beef into a hot dog and smack them hard.
Well, the magic of the hotdog is that you can use more of the cow than with most other ways of presenting the animal. So it might have had no impact on how many glorious steaks, etc, each cow yields.
SailAweigh - Apr 27, 2006 3:49:32 pm PDT #1769 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
My cats have been eating the plastic grass in my daughter's easter basket. You know how I know? Because my daughter just PULLED a 20 inch piece out of Tucker's bum to dangle in front of her umfriend's face! Not enough ewww in the world.
t whitefonted for the squeamish
Cass - Apr 27, 2006 4:04:29 pm PDT #1770 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
There will be no expediting of anything, besides much, much laughter.But high marks for doing this well. And by high marks, I do mean fleeeeeeeeeeeeee.