BWAH!
I'm not Emily (nor am I Not!Emily), but I thought it was hilarious.
Expedite!
Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear. Wash: So?
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.M. Marc - Apr 27, 2006 12:54:47 pm PDT #1735 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Karl - Apr 27, 2006 12:55:26 pm PDT #1736 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
First person to talk about vw's artistic fade-outs, cross-fades, and swoopy transitions between slides gets a sincere admonition to get out of the office more.
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:01 pm PDT #1737 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Me thinks he is unclear about the concept of "courting."
ChiKat - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:27 pm PDT #1738 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
BWAHAHA! I find it pretty damn funny, vw. He wants to "expedite the process of courting you."
That sounds oh so romantic. Doesn't it?
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:57:32 pm PDT #1739 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Me also thinks he wants to expedite his way into my pants. Which, well, not exactly my style.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:02 pm PDT #1740 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, it's not very sexy, bug. But you would have a built in board name: Expedite Guy.
Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:36 pm PDT #1741 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Well, he's just expedited himself out of your dating pool, hasn't he?
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:59:19 pm PDT #1742 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Pretty much.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:59:19 pm PDT #1743 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
He's probably...expeditious all right best minute of your life.
Maria - Apr 27, 2006 1:00:12 pm PDT #1744 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
vw, trust your instincts. It is very, very funny. "Expedite the process of courting you." Hah! It sounds like he views dating as a FedEx shipment.
Finals have started = cranky students.
Oh Lord, I rememember those days. There wasn't enough gronk in the world to cover how I felt. Law students are the reason that coffee futures spike in late April/early May and mid-December.