I need to "expedite" dinner. That requires washing some dishes. I don't want to wash dishes.
Also, I realize this expedite thing is probably only funny to me, but it's very funny to me right now, so I apologize.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:13:40 pm PDT #1725 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Sparky1 - Apr 27, 2006 12:33:51 pm PDT #1726 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
Also, I realize this expedite thing is probably only funny to me, but it's very funny to me right now, so I apologize.
Made me giggle to know you were laughing. The other day a friend's 3 year old couldn't stop himself saying/yelling, "I'm a naked lady!" at the dinner table because it was so incredibly funny to him. His parents were baffled because they'd never heard it before and had no clue where he got it from.
Finals have started = cranky students. Unfortunately, my powers of helping them through this trying time are limited to handing out earplugs. For the record, earplugs don't help adjust one's temperature (one of the reading rooms is over 80 degrees today).
Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 12:35:35 pm PDT #1727 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Maybe they need to be naked studiers. "I'm a naked student!" Hey, I think 80 degree temps are a good excuse.
Sparky1 - Apr 27, 2006 12:40:12 pm PDT #1728 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
I do not want to see our students naked. ::shudders::
§ ita § - Apr 27, 2006 12:43:18 pm PDT #1729 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The best hotdog I've had was in Leicester Square. I don't eat them anymore, because they tend to have migraine-triggering stuff inside. I don't miss them much--the Leicester Sq hotdog was grilled aggressively, leaving crispy almost burnt patches on the outside, whose texture worked marvels with the hot meat inside, the cold relish chunks, the smooth ketchup and the also-grilled bun.
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 12:46:42 pm PDT #1730 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe they need to be naked studiers. "I'm a naked student!" Hey, I think 80 degree temps are a good excuse.
So not only naked students but offices full of naked staffers from Kelly Services? OK.
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:47:18 pm PDT #1731 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Well, I don't think Emily actually found it that funny. Maybe I'm just 13. Or 12.
Here's the deal.
I joined Match.com. I figured, what the hell? Why not? Well, I got my first e-mail connection today:
how are you? I wanted to say hello and tell you how devastatingly heartachingly beautiful you are, and very interesting as well......feel free to call my cell 857 204 8108 so as to help me expedite the process of courting you..
I'm sorry. There will be no expediting of anything, besides much, much laughter.
brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 12:47:32 pm PDT #1732 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I was at a restaurant last night that offered an $18 Kobe beef hot dog on the appetizer menu.
(I declined.)
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:49:09 pm PDT #1733 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Dude, vw. Ditto "maximizing". You're a date, not a powerpoint.
Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 12:54:22 pm PDT #1734 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Very funny, vw.
I actually use "expedite" more often than the average person. What can I say? My dad's an attorney.