Me thinks he is unclear about the concept of "courting."
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
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vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:01 pm PDT #1737 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
ChiKat - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:27 pm PDT #1738 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
BWAHAHA! I find it pretty damn funny, vw. He wants to "expedite the process of courting you."
That sounds oh so romantic. Doesn't it?
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:57:32 pm PDT #1739 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Me also thinks he wants to expedite his way into my pants. Which, well, not exactly my style.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:02 pm PDT #1740 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, it's not very sexy, bug. But you would have a built in board name: Expedite Guy.
Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:36 pm PDT #1741 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Well, he's just expedited himself out of your dating pool, hasn't he?
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:59:19 pm PDT #1742 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Pretty much.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:59:19 pm PDT #1743 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
He's probably...expeditious all right best minute of your life.
Maria - Apr 27, 2006 1:00:12 pm PDT #1744 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
vw, trust your instincts. It is very, very funny. "Expedite the process of courting you." Hah! It sounds like he views dating as a FedEx shipment.
Finals have started = cranky students.
Oh Lord, I rememember those days. There wasn't enough gronk in the world to cover how I felt. Law students are the reason that coffee futures spike in late April/early May and mid-December.
WindSparrow - Apr 27, 2006 1:04:20 pm PDT #1745 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ok, vw, it's going to be a good ten minutes before I dare to take a sip of water, here. Thanks. Heeheheheheehehhee.
Sad thing is, sister keeps wanting me to fix up her mess. Of course, somehow I'm supposed to do that without throwing anything away, disturbing anything, or pissing her off.
This is a case where you might want to refer her to FLYlady.net. [link] I know I have mentioned it here before, and it is not everyone's cup of tea. But it has been very helpful to me. Ok, so I'm not in perfect control of my clutter, but things are a lot better than they used to be, and I now have a clue as to how to go about de-cluttering for myself.
Ginger - Apr 27, 2006 1:10:58 pm PDT #1746 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Expedite! Snerk.
I have seen hotdogs made many times, and that is not what bothers me about them, although I will add: buy all-beef hot dogs or at least hot dogs from a major company. The same is true of balogna. You do not want to know why.
What bothers me about them is that, in order to save effort, my father's mother would boil them right after breakfast. (Keep in mind that hot dogs are already cooked when you buy them.) Then she would set the table and put out the hot dogs on hot dog buns. That meant that, three hours later, we ate cold hot dogs on wet hot dog buns. *shudder*