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vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:47:18 pm PDT #1731 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Well, I don't think Emily actually found it that funny. Maybe I'm just 13. Or 12.

Here's the deal.

I joined Match.com. I figured, what the hell? Why not? Well, I got my first e-mail connection today:

how are you? I wanted to say hello and tell you how devastatingly heartachingly beautiful you are, and very interesting as well......feel free to call my cell 857 204 8108 so as to help me expedite the process of courting you..

I'm sorry. There will be no expediting of anything, besides much, much laughter.

brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 12:47:32 pm PDT #1732 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was at a restaurant last night that offered an $18 Kobe beef hot dog on the appetizer menu.

(I declined.)

erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:49:09 pm PDT #1733 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Dude, vw. Ditto "maximizing". You're a date, not a powerpoint.

Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 12:54:22 pm PDT #1734 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Very funny, vw.

I actually use "expedite" more often than the average person. What can I say? My dad's an attorney.

P.M. Marc - Apr 27, 2006 12:54:47 pm PDT #1735 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

BWAH!

I'm not Emily (nor am I Not!Emily), but I thought it was hilarious.

Expedite!

Karl - Apr 27, 2006 12:55:26 pm PDT #1736 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

First person to talk about vw's artistic fade-outs, cross-fades, and swoopy transitions between slides gets a sincere admonition to get out of the office more.

vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:01 pm PDT #1737 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Me thinks he is unclear about the concept of "courting."

ChiKat - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:27 pm PDT #1738 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

BWAHAHA! I find it pretty damn funny, vw. He wants to "expedite the process of courting you."

That sounds oh so romantic. Doesn't it?

vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:57:32 pm PDT #1739 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Me also thinks he wants to expedite his way into my pants. Which, well, not exactly my style.

erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:02 pm PDT #1740 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, it's not very sexy, bug. But you would have a built in board name: Expedite Guy.

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