"Capri Whore"?

I meant for Cindy.

Banned Cindy.

Watch it, Empress, or I'll lead a rebellion the likes of which you'll not see, unless the fashion industry tries to sell the West on foot binding.

And on that bright and shining day of LIBERATION, I shall choose The-Empire-Strikes-Out-Thanks-to!Cindy, as my screen name.

Yeah, I'm talking to you JamieStempleStarBorn.

I've never done that. Maybe I'm still scarred by being "Angela Frandina" on a dating site and having Nice Italian Guys tell me I was gutsy for putting my real name online like that. Wow, did they run fast, post-Google.

Look here, Xanderella, (whatever the hell that means). All I have to do is wave my Princess of Infinite Cuteness at whatever "rebellion" you might raise and they will be gone faster than the chainmail pashmina. So there.

puts on Fancy Hat

The guys at krav swear these are the most comfortable pants ever, and a number of them wear them casually, not just to work out in. They're much more comfortable than I was expecting, but they're still too noisy for me to ever be totally relaxed. These, on the other hand are beyond comfortable, but sadly most men will never know the dreaminess therein.

I hate sweatpants that have elastic at the ankles. HATE.

I wish I had pink satin cargo pants.

I find myself actually contemplating a filk song to be called "When The Swallows Come Back Wearing Capris" but that's as far as I get. Thank goodness.

Pants. Pants. Pants. The word has lost all meaning.

I invented pants.

I want a pair of pink camo capris to match my Chucks.

Pants once bit my sister

I hate sweatpants that have elastic at the ankles. HATE.

I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs. Though I prefer the banded kind, not the straight elastic. But then, in the winter when I am wearing sweats? I'm not a pretty sight and I'm not trying to be.

I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs.

Legwarmers.