Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 11:07:05 am PDT #928 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs.

Legwarmers.


sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 11:07:56 am PDT #929 of 10002

But why would I buy/don EXTRA pieces of clothing if I already have one that does its job? And besides, legwarmers are worse.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 11:08:31 am PDT #930 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"I hope he tells us to burn our pants!"

Also, super-awesome bookshelves


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 11:09:07 am PDT #931 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But why would I buy/don EXTRA pieces of clothing if I already have one that does its job?

You won't have it once I come over and throw them out.

legwarmers are worse.

Nuh-huh.


sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 11:10:04 am PDT #932 of 10002

Leg warmers over sweatpants? Are you cracked?


Atropa - Apr 13, 2006 11:10:13 am PDT #933 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

As always, I'm just going to stare bemusedly at all you pants-wearers. And fluff up my petticoat, which is getting squooshed by my desk.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 11:10:58 am PDT #934 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

F2F 2008


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 11:11:51 am PDT #935 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Leg warmers over sweatpants?

You have no sweatpants. I threw them out. Instead, you have flannel pyjama bottoms. And legwarmers.

Or thick leggings. And legwarmers.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 11:12:26 am PDT #936 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What advantage do legwarmers have over thick socks?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 11:12:48 am PDT #937 of 10002
What is even happening?

Look here, Xanderella, (whatever the hell that means). All I have to do is wave my Princess of Infinite Cuteness at whatever "rebellion" you might raise and they will be gone faster than the chainmail pashmina. So there.
My Princess of Infinite Cuteness can read, AND takes dance lessons. She has several Tu-tus. Today, her teacher actually told my husband that she was 'perfect'. She will make a minion out of your Princess, by enthralling her with many Barbies, at least half of which are naked at any given moment.