Pants. Pants. Pants. The word has lost all meaning.
I invented pants.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2006 11:04:48 am PDT #924 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Aims - Apr 13, 2006 11:05:18 am PDT #925 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I want a pair of pink camo capris to match my Chucks.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 11:05:43 am PDT #926 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pants once bit my sister
sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 11:05:54 am PDT #927 of 10002
I hate sweatpants that have elastic at the ankles. HATE.
I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs. Though I prefer the banded kind, not the straight elastic. But then, in the winter when I am wearing sweats? I'm not a pretty sight and I'm not trying to be.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 11:07:05 am PDT #928 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs.
Legwarmers.
sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 11:07:56 am PDT #929 of 10002
But why would I buy/don EXTRA pieces of clothing if I already have one that does its job? And besides, legwarmers are worse.
Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 11:08:31 am PDT #930 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 11:09:07 am PDT #931 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But why would I buy/don EXTRA pieces of clothing if I already have one that does its job?
You won't have it once I come over and throw them out.
legwarmers are worse.
Nuh-huh.
sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 11:10:04 am PDT #932 of 10002
Leg warmers over sweatpants? Are you cracked?
Atropa - Apr 13, 2006 11:10:13 am PDT #933 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
As always, I'm just going to stare bemusedly at all you pants-wearers. And fluff up my petticoat, which is getting squooshed by my desk.