The guys at krav swear these are the most comfortable pants ever, and a number of them wear them casually, not just to work out in. They're much more comfortable than I was expecting, but they're still too noisy for me to ever be totally relaxed. These, on the other hand are beyond comfortable, but sadly most men will never know the dreaminess therein.

I hate sweatpants that have elastic at the ankles. HATE.

I wish I had pink satin cargo pants.

I find myself actually contemplating a filk song to be called "When The Swallows Come Back Wearing Capris" but that's as far as I get. Thank goodness.

Pants. Pants. Pants. The word has lost all meaning.

I invented pants.

I want a pair of pink camo capris to match my Chucks.

Pants once bit my sister

I hate sweatpants that have elastic at the ankles. HATE.

I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs. Though I prefer the banded kind, not the straight elastic. But then, in the winter when I am wearing sweats? I'm not a pretty sight and I'm not trying to be.

I like them in the winter because they keep nasty cold drafts from slithering up my legs.

Legwarmers.

But why would I buy/don EXTRA pieces of clothing if I already have one that does its job? And besides, legwarmers are worse.

"I hope he tells us to burn our pants!"

Also, super-awesome bookshelves

But why would I buy/don EXTRA pieces of clothing if I already have one that does its job?

You won't have it once I come over and throw them out.

legwarmers are worse.

Nuh-huh.