I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


esse - Apr 11, 2006 3:59:19 am PDT #86 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Morning. I have toget to golf today. Luckily it's a pretty day, decent weather, and I've been well-caffeinated. None of this, of course, is conducive to me actually hitting the ball.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 3:59:33 am PDT #87 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's been raining pretty consistenly here. But in a way that's much better than last year, where it all dumped in a short time and mud slid and roads were blocked and rocks fell and houses capsized.

Still, it's tedious. I would like it to at least be more often like the weekend, which was low 70s and very sunny.

And then the heat can begin. I'm ready. I have the short-sleeved tops to prove it.

Ariel Sharon declared permanently incapacitated.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 4:01:43 am PDT #88 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I took golf in high school phy ed. I sucked. Never developed a consistent swing....

We're supposed to have a high of 72, mostly cloudy. But it's sunny now. Today I went to work without a jacket.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 4:19:27 am PDT #89 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm watching Justin Chambers on yesterday's Ellen, and he seems like a really nice guy -- really appreciative of the steady work and the success of the show. Of course, he's extra glad for the paycheck, what with the FIVE KIDS.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2006 4:20:04 am PDT #90 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Tom, 7:30?!?! That is not right, in ways that are completely wrong.

Happy to report that I picked-up my dry-cleaning, had breakfast before I left home, put the trash out, and got to work 15 minutes early.

The rest of the day should follow this pattern.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 4:20:28 am PDT #91 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Hi all!

Does anyone get the pun in this joke?

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the _expression: "He who has a Tates is lost!"

I am helping a cow-orker with homework (somehow her daughter's teacher gave the paretns homework)


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 4:22:06 am PDT #92 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He who hesitates is lost, Sophia.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 4:22:21 am PDT #93 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PS: KPRINKLE!!!


Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 4:23:22 am PDT #94 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh my God! I guess you just have to say it out loud!


Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 4:23:51 am PDT #95 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

PS: I have not yet recieved an orange kitty in the mail ;)