I took golf in high school phy ed. I sucked. Never developed a consistent swing....
We're supposed to have a high of 72, mostly cloudy. But it's sunny now. Today I went to work without a jacket.
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 4:01:43 am PDT #88 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 4:19:27 am PDT #89 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm watching Justin Chambers on yesterday's Ellen, and he seems like a really nice guy -- really appreciative of the steady work and the success of the show. Of course, he's extra glad for the paycheck, what with the FIVE KIDS.
msbelle - Apr 11, 2006 4:20:04 am PDT #90 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Tom, 7:30?!?! That is not right, in ways that are completely wrong.
Happy to report that I picked-up my dry-cleaning, had breakfast before I left home, put the trash out, and got to work 15 minutes early.
The rest of the day should follow this pattern.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 4:20:28 am PDT #91 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Hi all!
Does anyone get the pun in this joke?
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the _expression: "He who has a Tates is lost!"
I am helping a cow-orker with homework (somehow her daughter's teacher gave the paretns homework)
Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 4:22:06 am PDT #92 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
He who hesitates is lost, Sophia.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 4:22:21 am PDT #93 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
PS: KPRINKLE!!!
Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 4:23:22 am PDT #94 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh my God! I guess you just have to say it out loud!
Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 4:23:51 am PDT #95 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
PS: I have not yet recieved an orange kitty in the mail ;)
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 4:28:21 am PDT #96 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also,
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
(Which is, you know, the punchline to a joke about a communist weather forcaster with a good reputation for predicting precipitation. Isn't it funny that I put the punchline first? No? Sorry....)
Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2006 4:29:28 am PDT #97 of 10002
What is even happening?
He who hesitates is lost, Sophia.
You rock, Jesse.
Sophia, I didn't get it, either. I kept trying to make "Tates" into "Taste."