Cordelia ,'Showtime'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It's been raining pretty consistenly here. But in a way that's much better than last year, where it all dumped in a short time and mud slid and roads were blocked and rocks fell and houses capsized.
Still, it's tedious. I would like it to at least be more often like the weekend, which was low 70s and very sunny.
And then the heat can begin. I'm ready. I have the short-sleeved tops to prove it.
Ariel Sharon declared permanently incapacitated.
I took golf in high school phy ed. I sucked. Never developed a consistent swing....
We're supposed to have a high of 72, mostly cloudy. But it's sunny now. Today I went to work without a jacket.
I'm watching Justin Chambers on yesterday's Ellen, and he seems like a really nice guy -- really appreciative of the steady work and the success of the show. Of course, he's extra glad for the paycheck, what with the FIVE KIDS.
Tom, 7:30?!?! That is not right, in ways that are completely wrong.
Happy to report that I picked-up my dry-cleaning, had breakfast before I left home, put the trash out, and got to work 15 minutes early.
The rest of the day should follow this pattern.
Hi all!
Does anyone get the pun in this joke?
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the _expression: "He who has a Tates is lost!"
I am helping a cow-orker with homework (somehow her daughter's teacher gave the paretns homework)
He who hesitates is lost, Sophia.
PS: KPRINKLE!!!
Oh my God! I guess you just have to say it out loud!
PS: I have not yet recieved an orange kitty in the mail ;)
Also,
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
(Which is, you know, the punchline to a joke about a communist weather forcaster with a good reputation for predicting precipitation. Isn't it funny that I put the punchline first? No? Sorry....)