You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 15, 2006 9:10:58 am PDT #7391 of 10002

The sound you just heard was Fred's head exploding.

Huh, and I thought it was thunder.

(It's storming outside right now.)


Cashmere - May 15, 2006 9:15:27 am PDT #7392 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Because we're going to need a new generation of liberals to fight this sort of thing, that's why!

Yes. My wee liberal army is nearly ready.


erikaj - May 15, 2006 9:26:16 am PDT #7393 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

New pick-up line: "Hey, want to go somewhere and stop the jihad?"


le nubian - May 15, 2006 9:45:07 am PDT #7394 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

From cnn.com: (this gets the "no duh" award - at least the first sentence)...

Presidential adviser Karl Rove blamed the war in Iraq on Monday for dragging down President Bush's job approval ratings in public opinion polls. "People like this president," Rove said. "They're just sour right now on the war."


Burrell - May 15, 2006 9:50:31 am PDT #7395 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yes. My wee liberal army is nearly ready.

Hey, you bring all our wee ones together and it might work.

But seriously? I'm thinking the time has come for the new liberal militia. My theory is that conservatives won't take liberal concerns seriously until liberals have as much firepower as they have. And I know lots of lefties who own guns and are able to use them responsibly. (Okay, so I'm not one of them, but I'd be willing to go to a shooting range and learn how to handle one.)


Theodosia - May 15, 2006 9:52:26 am PDT #7396 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Dry ground has reappeared in the basement, and I feel like Noah seeing a dove carrying a twig in its beak. Still a long way to go, but hopeful-ish.


le nubian - May 15, 2006 9:57:36 am PDT #7397 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

My basement flooded a couple of years ago...I got a space heater and a dehumidifier to dry out the basement after I sucked all the water out. It took me hours to get all the water up, btw.


Jessica - May 15, 2006 9:59:30 am PDT #7398 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Presidential adviser Karl Rove blamed the war in Iraq on Monday for dragging down President Bush's job approval ratings in public opinion polls.

Stoopid war, making our Dear Leader look bad...


Steph L. - May 15, 2006 10:01:57 am PDT #7399 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Stoopid war, making our Dear Leader look bad...

Britain prevails, Leader.


Theodosia - May 15, 2006 10:05:03 am PDT #7400 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I've probably spent at least three hours of doing nothing but sucking up the water as full as the vac will take, dumping it into the sink, and repeat. But at least I can listen to NPR shows on my iPod, and contemplate how much I want to spend on an automated sump pump.