Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 11, 2006 7:12:53 am PDT #6755 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Emergency backup coffee in a tube:

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Typo Boy - May 11, 2006 7:56:37 am PDT #6756 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

OK - I think this is slightly amusing - worth at least one "heh".

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beth b - May 11, 2006 8:02:08 am PDT #6757 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

watched Bones and now I am watching 'Amends' . DB has improved his tortured look.


sarameg - May 11, 2006 8:10:06 am PDT #6758 of 10002

I am not directory assistance. I am not directory assistance. I am not directory assistance. I am not directory assistance. I am not directory assistance. I am not directory assistance. I am not directory assistance.

Now if my stupid employer would just publish the front desk's number, maybe I wouldn't have to bitch about this so much!


Tom Scola - May 11, 2006 8:15:32 am PDT #6759 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Grizzly/Polar bear hybrid found in the wild: [link]


brenda m - May 11, 2006 8:17:11 am PDT #6760 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, Colbert was all over that, don't you worry.


DavidS - May 11, 2006 8:21:03 am PDT #6761 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, Colbert was all over that, don't you worry.

He called it a Pizzly.


tommyrot - May 11, 2006 8:23:21 am PDT #6762 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whoo-hoo! Gas up the schadenfreudemobile - we're going for a ride!

[Ann] Coulter, who appears to have committed a third-degree felony by knowingly giving an incorrect address on her voter registration form in Palm Beach, Florida, and then knowingly voting at the incorrect polling place last March, could face up to $5,000 in fines and five years in prison if convicted.

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OK, I hightly doubt she'll spend jail time, but one can dream....


tommyrot - May 11, 2006 8:24:23 am PDT #6763 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

DNA tests later showed the bear had a polar bear for a mother and a grizzly bear for a father.

See what gay marriage leads to?


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 8:24:36 am PDT #6764 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today is complicated at work.

My poor tired brain.