Today is complicated at work.
My poor tired brain.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 11, 2006 8:24:36 am PDT #6764 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JZ - May 11, 2006 8:25:02 am PDT #6765 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Holy Fucky McFuckityFuck.
So, Hec, how would you feel about cancelling our land line altogether and just going with our cranky left-wing cell phone company?
DavidS - May 11, 2006 8:33:31 am PDT #6766 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, Hec, how would you feel about cancelling our land line altogether and just going with our cranky left-wing cell phone company?
But they can nab our cell calls from the airwaves without a warrant or phone company collusion. In fact, I'm sure they're doing that right now.
You know, if I made a list of what I thought constituted a police state I'd start with suspending habeas corpus and the constant surveillience of the citizenry.
Nutty - May 11, 2006 8:37:40 am PDT #6767 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
A police state has to start somewhere! They're easing us into it.
(My list would start with control over news sources, but that's because I am thinking old-fashioned, third-world coup d'etat, and not the slow strangulation of that etat. It's sort of refreshing, the old-fashioned kind, because at least it's not very debatable that it's happening. Walter Kronkite got arrested? Yep, that's a coup.)
Allyson - May 11, 2006 8:38:41 am PDT #6768 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Is Sprint on the list of companies contributing to the police state? I can't seem to get any info out of them by calling.
tommyrot - May 11, 2006 8:44:09 am PDT #6769 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We know that every single item in a girl's handbag is absolutely essential (even that picture of Dr Kovak off ER), but Miss Army Kit is set to become the most indispensable must-have of the lot. That's because this fabulously feminine little multi-tool is crammed with essential implements for the style-conscious girl on the go - and it's barely bigger than your lip gloss!
Pink, chic and looking like something Penelope Pitstop might keep in her pocket, Miss Army Kit contains everything you need to solve everyday emergencies, including nail file, tweezers, needle and thread, mirror, torch, scissors, corkscrew, perfume bottle, pill box, mini knife, bottle opener, ruler and pen. Try carrying that lot around separately!
Ailleann - May 11, 2006 8:45:54 am PDT #6770 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Hm... Swiss army goes gay!
Jars - May 11, 2006 8:47:52 am PDT #6771 of 10002
I used to have a bright pink Swiss army knife. And then some bastard nicked it.
JZ - May 11, 2006 8:53:32 am PDT #6772 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
You know, if I made a list of what I thought constituted a police state I'd start with suspending habeas corpus and the constant surveillance of the citizenry.
Explain again why we haven't yet pooled our resources with Emmett's mom and collectively emigrated to, well, anyplace that would have us?
Sue - May 11, 2006 8:53:46 am PDT #6773 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Mmmm, cupcakes: [link]