I've been awfully bewildered in this conversation, and I think I've worked out that it's because I've been confusing Anderson Cooper with Bradley Cooper.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - May 10, 2006 5:32:51 pm PDT #6655 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Jessica - May 10, 2006 5:36:28 pm PDT #6656 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've been confusing Anderson Cooper with Bradley Cooper.
They can BOTH be Undersecretary of Being Adorable.
Atropa - May 10, 2006 5:36:44 pm PDT #6657 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Will it give you better posture?
I think so. It makes you more aware of how you're sitting and standing. Of course, I have been conditioned to watch my posture by friends who are costumers and seamstresses: "Don't you DARE slouch in that dress!"
sumi - May 10, 2006 5:36:56 pm PDT #6658 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
What. Jessica. Said.
Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:16:13 pm PDT #6659 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Top Chef reunion: WTF? Why does fucking Stephen have to seem so fucking reasonable? All, "I learned so much from watching the show." I hated that guy!!
erikaj - May 10, 2006 6:16:30 pm PDT #6660 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
McCain "represents" me, allegedly. He only looks good cause who wouldn't next to a balls-out creep like Kyl?(if only he'd literally...well, that's a lovely image. Never mind.) Not to sound like crazy joiner party booster lady, but if you've got a problem with your Party, you could try showing up.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:20:10 pm PDT #6661 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh dear god.
My cable is broken, and they cant replace the box until Sunday.
TV. Withdrawal. Panic.
Send chocolate. Send boys. Send me sanity.
Withdrawal...
Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:23:40 pm PDT #6662 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, Allyson, I'm so sorry.
But, um, aren't you supposed to be writing a book and shit? This could be the opportunity you've needed and didn't even know it!
Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:26:27 pm PDT #6663 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jesse, I am so not ready for you to make lemonade from my lemons.
I PEE IN YOUR LEMONADE.
Lee - May 10, 2006 6:29:54 pm PDT #6664 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Note to self: Never ever drink lemonade with Allyson.